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Jan 3, 2007 9:32 pm

I just wrote a 600 billion dollar annuity ticket. How much is that gonna pay

me? Is it a lot?

Jan 3, 2007 10:00 pm

Pretty good.  To the tune of eleventy kabillion.


Jan 3, 2007 10:01 pm

Probably not. That Chinese Gov't will Walmart you down to nanobeeps for their business.

Now if it was for MY client, Umwanna Kickbooty the son of a Liberian foreign minister exiled to Nigeria and working with a bakery chain on a big yellowcake sale to Iran for their Trimillennial celebration! (They must be getting the frosting someplace else 'cause they didn't want it from us!)

I write the ticket in MY name and then they'll transfer in the money into my account and when they take 8 days of the 10 day free look, they'll cancel, and give me back my money plus 30 % of the 3 million!

It's no 600 MMM, but it's a sure thing!.

Mr. A

Jan 3, 2007 10:04 pm

Im just very worried…I ran up a rather large bill at the local rub and tug and

I hope that this months commision check can cover it…this 600 billion dollar

ticket should help…i just hope there is money left over so i can make my car


Jan 3, 2007 10:49 pm

You are danged silly.

Jan 3, 2007 11:13 pm

From what they told me at the rub & tug, your check will  just about cover it if you hold it lengthwise.

Seriously, three of the girls talked about giving up the bidness...

 "Too Bookoo" (what's it from? Come on, you know this one.)

Mr. A

Jan 3, 2007 11:22 pm

“Full Metal Jacket”.

Jan 3, 2007 11:28 pm


I knew you'd know that one!

What about the St Petersburg one?

Mr. A

Jan 4, 2007 7:57 am

The Stones, of course, “Sympathy for the Devil”. Side one of “Let It Bleed”, if

memory serves.

Jan 4, 2007 8:19 am

Sorry. It was “Beggar’s Banquet”.

My bad.