Did you learn that one off the bathroom stall wall while 'doing your business' at Wall Mart?

You should stick to war stories.  They shed a far more postive light on your character than juvenile, red neck jokes do.

~I can already hear the grumblings of the anti-Clinton, you're a tree huggin' radical liberal crowd......calm down boys and girls, no political interest in Hillary here (although I'd rather have her than Bush, which frankly ain't sayin' much IMHO ).  Just common decency, which obviously is not a familiar concept to NASD Easy Trader.

[quote=dude]...although I'd rather have her than Bush...[/quote]

Ouch...I hope we never have to find out what that's like...

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...although I'd rather have her than Bush...

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Would that be because our taxes would be so much higher?

Perhaps you favor socialized medicine?

How about the Dow Jones at 5000?

A President Clinton has so much to offer.

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So, there's a flood in your town and you're out with your camera taking pictures for your scrap book.

You're down at the river snapping away when you hear cries for help from the river--which is way over flood level and developing violent moves as it goes under a nearby bridge.

You frantically search the water for the source of the cries--and then you see it.  A woman near dead is crying out.  She seems oddly familiar--then it hits you.  It's Senator Clinton from New York!

You have no idea how she ended up in the river in front of you but there she is.

Your mind races through your choices.  You could jump in and save her--no doubt becoming a national hero.  Or you could grab your camera and focus on the shot of a lifetime--sure Pulitzer Prize winner.

So, do you choose the camera with the full color Kodachrome film or the one with the classic black and white?

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If I thought saving her would make me a National hero, I'd do it. It would just make me a pariah. Therefore, she dies, in living color.

I love you guys.....hook, line 'n sinker.  Although I was expecting a diatribe from MikeyB that would have kept me a little more engaged and entertained.  I love it when people get their political panties all wound up......quite humorous actually since it's really the Illuminati that controls everything.  Bush, Clinton whatever, just another puppet for the grand conspiracy.

Most likely I’d use my cell phone and e-mail the video clip immediately to all of my friends, post it on my personal web page and Youtube

C’mon…no takers for the wacko conspiracy mumbo jumbo?  Maybe I need to give y’all a little more credit.  I’m done fishing for the day.