Paging BE PATIENT the queer bait
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c’mon talk some stupid trash. we love laughing at your idiocies. what do ya see goin’ on out there pal?? any wirehouses using the new HP LaserJet M4345 Multifunction printers yet? my tennis group (3 other high level regional managing directors I go on trips with) and I were all cracking up about the fact that the local UBS office is STILL USING THE M4335’s!! what a bunch of fools, heh? anyway, thought you’d get a kick out of that.
TTFN
My brother’s son went to Iraq.
They sent him home.
not good
he has a bad case of meletio.
mostly in his groin area
no known cure
Did anyone see the press release stating Stifel is upgrading to the Swingline Optima Series staplers? BP, please lay down your theory on how this will influence the market. Meletio, any thoughts? Any at all? Any fast food specials we should know about?any wirehouses using the new HP LaserJet M4345 Multifunction printers yet?
yeah, also, i just heard all the downtown philly offices of MSSB have switched to natural quartz surfaces in all the breakrooms’ counter tops. Be Patient, Meletio, can we get a confirm of this? I spent all day yesterday on the phones, but couldn’t get through to save my life. throw us a life line out here when your done knob-jobbing eachother.
^^^ I was thinking the same myself, what tools. i’ll probably become a ‘senior member’ just giving them sh*t b/c it’s so much fun.
AND THEY’RE SUCH A COUPLE A LUBE JOBS. damn, it’s funny…to me
Indeed, very funny to see that these c***smokers have disappeared.
We had BP pegged for a while. Meletio is more interesting to me. At first, he seemed like a douche who just didn’t like brokers, but decided to post on a broker message board telling us how much we sucked.
Then he started to use some of our terminology and spouted out some stuff about the biz that makes me think that he was involved at some level. Either some operations wanker who was jealous of people who make on average 7 times what he made (and had more free time!), but my guess is that he was a broker, briefly. Probably flamed out inside of 12 months. That makes it even better. Nothing like someone who not only couldn’t cut it in the show, but couldn’t hold the jocks of the farm team FA’s.
Meletio, make sure the lid’s on tight when you hand me my latte and don’t forget to put that little cardboard sleeve around the cup. Thanks.
[quote=skillopie] Indeed, very funny to see that these c***smokers have disappeared. We had BP pegged for a while. Meletio is more interesting to me. At first, he seemed like a douche who just didn’t like brokers, but decided to post on a broker message board telling us how much we sucked. Then he started to use some of our terminology and spouted out some stuff about the biz that makes me think that he was involved at some level. Either some operations wanker who was jealous of people who make on average 7 times what he made (and had more free time!), but my guess is that he was a broker, briefly. Probably flamed out inside of 12 months. That makes it even better. Nothing like someone who not only couldn’t cut it in the show, but couldn’t hold the jocks of the farm team FA’s. Meletio, make sure the lid’s on tight when you hand me my latte and don’t forget to put that little cardboard sleeve around the cup. Thanks.
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Yeah, BE PATIENT is a fraction of who he claims to be, which for me, is the source of much comedy. My guess is that BP is about 4’9" with a mug only a hospital could love. I do believe that BP is either a failed broker, or maybe, just maybe someone who was ‘ousted’ from the biz due to legalities. He was such a tool, I can’t for the life of me imagine how he can run his own practice with an oz. of professionalism. What a rim job. If I were his parents, I’d call it a ‘swing n’ a miss’.