The old gold standard: BLOWN AWAY
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Mélissa Theuriau
she is the MJ of this class
NBA Team College/HS/Club Team
1 Hakeem Olajuwon (C) United States Houston Rockets Houston-Jr.
2 Sam Bowie (C) United States Portland Trail Blazers (from Indiana) Kentucky-Sr.
3 Michael Jordan (SG) United States Chicago Bulls North Carolina-Jr.
4 Sam Perkins (PF/C) United States Dallas Mavericks North Carolina-Sr.
5 Charles Barkley (PF) United States Philadelphia 76ers (from L.A. Clippers) Auburn-Jr.
6 Melvin Turpin (C) United States Washington Bullets Kentucky-Sr.
7 Alvin Robertson (SG) United States San Antonio Spurs Arkansas-Sr.
8 Lancaster Gordon (SG) United States Los Angeles Clippers (from Golden State) Louisville-Sr.
9 Otis Thorpe (PF) United States Kansas City Kings Providence-Sr.
10 Leon Wood (SG) United States Philadelphia 76ers (from Denver) Cal State Fullerton-Sr.
11 Kevin Willis (PF/C) United States Atlanta Hawks Michigan State-Sr.
12 Tim McCormick United States Cleveland Cavaliers ** Michigan-Jr.
13 Jay Humphries United States Phoenix Suns Colorado-Sr.
14 Michael Cage (PF) United States Los Angeles Clippers (from Seattle) San Diego State-Sr.
15 Terence Stansbury (SG) United States Dallas Mavericks Temple-Sr.
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I just watched three of her videos, don’t understand a word she is saying.
I love she…
THANKS MLGONE! THIS IS THE GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE BOARD EVER!
I have concluded that she must have daddy issues if she is hanging around with that toolbox.
Here she is topless on the beach, completely uninhibited. Think Katie Couric would do that?
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wow
Whats up with that dude’s hand and arms?
Talk about a buzz killer.
wtf
maybe she has some sort of gimp fetish? or it’s a hedge against her smoking hotness.
Don’t we get enough of this stuff on Dealbreaker?
C’mon, let’s get back to more E Jones discussions!
[quote=etj4588]Whats up with that dude’s hand and arms?[/quote]
He apparently is some kind of comedian.
His right arm is paralyzed from a car accident.
I have absolutely NO sympathy for him. I think I would be ok with have only ONE arm for some of that.
There are a great deal of lies and BS in this forum.
What I am about to say is NOT a lie. I’m serious.
Very serious and honest.
This chick digs me. A LOT
Dear Shania,
I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features. As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend. You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied. I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn’t leave you.
On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.
Moraen
One arm? I'd cut my feet off!I think I would be ok with have only ONE arm for some of that.
[quote=Moraen] Dear Shania,I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features. As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend. You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied. I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn’t leave you.On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.Moraen
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good.
I thought for sure you guys would not believe me.
(one thing though, Im NOT the one armed Moroccan.
I’m simply her little boy toy.
She wants only one thing from me.
I don’t like it at all. shallow and degrading)
LOL! ROTFL! Great stuff!!Dear Shania,
I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features. As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend. You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied. I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn’t leave you.
On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.
Moraen