Stanford’s cheezy mustache was fair warning.  Only Magnum PI gets away with it and is legit. 

  Fed's froze all firm assets.  God it would suck if you left the sinking ship of BofAmigo or WAKoffya and ran right onto the Stanford submarine.   You might question if you are cursed by Allah because this was impossible to foresee(except for the mustache) and you could have gone indy,