Drug testing
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Does anyone know what kind of testing Smith Barney is doing, if it’s hair or urine?
4x4, I think it's both currently. C grabs you by the short hairs and squeezes the piss out of you.Does anyone know what kind of testing Smith Barney is doing, if it’s hair or urine?
On a related subject, for those of you who want to fire one of your staff members, just give them a random drug test. I promise it works wonders*.
*Especially if they’re on crack.
Seriously, I’d be afraid we’d lose half our assistants if there was random testing after any summer holiday weekend, based on what I hear them talking about.
The hair tests go back many months and are extremely accurate. Anyone know if they’ve started doing them at Citi or UBS?
4x4, what is your drug of choice? I sniff cheese wiz. I don’t think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.
[quote=fourbyfour]The hair tests go back many months and are extremely accurate. Anyone know if they’ve started doing them at Citi or UBS?[/quote]
Just don’t get the poppy seed bagels when you stop by the deli on the way to work and you’ll be fine…
4x4, you might just call your local C or UBS branch mgr. and ask him which test he/she administers. You know, so that way he/she would be impressed with your moxy and forthrightness.
This might be the best thread I’ve ever read! Oh, and tell Chong the answer is urine.
I’m happy to provide fodder for some good laughs. Is it a urine test at both Smith Barney and UBS?
I eat grass. Literally, I plop down in the front yard and start eating the lawn.4x4, what is your drug of choice? I sniff cheese wiz. I don’t think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.
4X4,
If you get canned I've got an open office and could care less what you do as long as you follow the golden rule of puff, puff, give. Rent is affordable and I'll throw in the munchies.[quote=Primo]4x4, what is your drug of choice? I sniff cheese wiz. I don’t think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.[/quote]