I used to have a client last name, Hurlbutt.  Kind of a visual image of someone vaulting a@@ end first over a fence.  Made me smile everytime I said it.

Mrs. Looser

Dr. Dickman......(practitioner of holelickstick medicine)

Mrs. Iva Bonar

Not clients, but local names I've heard in the past...Harry Toole, Uneda Peter (why she married a guy with that last name is beyond me) and a Catholic Priest named Father Firmis Dick (forgive me if I misspelled any of these).

...off to do my "Hail Marys" and "Our Fathers"....

Jesse Craps

Hugh Schittenhard

I knew a guy in high school named Rusty Carr.

Neighbors where I grew up Jimmy and John Dieckhauf. I asked them once if their middle names were Ada and Bitta.

“Kelly Cox”.  Middle name “Love”.  Not kidding. 

Here’s the name of a girl that was in my class. Her name is Jenn Fell. Her boyfriends name was Eric M. Down. If they got married and she kept her last name and added his…Jenn Fell Down. Not a joke, these was really their names.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  I laughed out loud.

Also, just booked a great appointment.  Wishing you all the same good prospecting today.

My friend was named Mr. Poorker and he called Ms. Hog. She hung up on him 3 times. It was so funny!

“Dick Gay”…NO JOKE!

Henauder Titzoff

Harry Weiner

OK I have a few actual names culled from leads bought for "Prospective Investors. 

Lucy Hanus

Richard Nutt

Frank Ramsbottom

Jim Jevitis

Caroline Doody.

and many many more!

Sourbutts (No joke)

COmpletly off topic… yesterday I had to deal with a fellow who lived on Player St. no joke.