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Nov 14, 2005 12:47 pm

I need a laugh.  What is the funniest name you have ever cold called?  Give me your best shot.  It could also be the funniest name of one of your clients.  Thanks.

Nov 14, 2005 1:07 pm

I used to have a client last name, Hurlbutt.  Kind of a visual image of someone vaulting [email protected]@ end first over a fence.  Made me smile everytime I said it.

Nov 14, 2005 1:23 pm

Mrs. Looser

Nov 14, 2005 1:24 pm

Dr. Dickman......(practitioner of holelickstick medicine)

Nov 14, 2005 1:29 pm

Mrs. Iva Bonar

Nov 14, 2005 4:23 pm

Not clients, but local names I've heard in the past...Harry Toole, Uneda Peter (why she married a guy with that last name is beyond me) and a Catholic Priest named Father Firmis Dick (forgive me if I misspelled any of these). to do my "Hail Marys" and "Our Fathers"....

Nov 14, 2005 5:13 pm

Jesse Craps

Nov 14, 2005 5:41 pm

Hugh Schittenhard

Nov 14, 2005 6:26 pm

I knew a guy in high school named Rusty Carr.

Nov 14, 2005 9:11 pm

Neighbors where I grew up Jimmy and John Dieckhauf. I asked them once if their middle names were Ada and Bitta.

Nov 14, 2005 9:55 pm

“Kelly Cox”.  Middle name “Love”.  Not kidding. 

Nov 15, 2005 2:14 am

Here’s the name of a girl that was in my class. Her name is Jenn Fell. Her boyfriends name was Eric M. Down. If they got married and she kept her last name and added his…Jenn Fell Down. Not a joke, these was really their names.

Nov 15, 2005 10:42 am

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  I laughed out loud.

Also, just booked a great appointment.  Wishing you all the same good prospecting today.

Nov 15, 2005 11:09 am

My friend was named Mr. Poorker and he called Ms. Hog. She hung up on him 3 times. It was so funny!

Nov 18, 2005 10:13 pm

“Dick Gay”…NO JOKE!

Nov 20, 2005 9:11 am

Henauder Titzoff

Nov 20, 2005 4:45 pm

Harry Weiner

Nov 20, 2005 9:30 pm

OK I have a few actual names culled from leads bought for "Prospective Investors. 

Lucy Hanus

Richard Nutt

Frank Ramsbottom

Jim Jevitis

Caroline Doody.

and many many more!

Nov 20, 2005 10:41 pm

Sourbutts (No joke)

Nov 22, 2005 6:30 am

COmpletly off topic… yesterday I had to deal with a fellow who lived on Player St. no joke.