very funny     

Go into Disneyworld and solicit people who are in line for the rides

Seriously though, I doubt you will get much more of a response. I would recommend reading at least the 20 most recent threads in this topic. Then ask more specific questions. If it has been discussed before and frequently you will get responses like that if you get any.

Good one Ron how about…

Or hang out at funeral homes and in the receiving line ask the widow if she needs help with the insurance proceeds.

Heidi Fleiss used her cat

I should of saw that coming.  Thanks Ron for clearing that up. 

I have a friend who runs a newspaper ad and waits in his office for the phone to ring. Know some guys who just churn their existing book…

In all honesty there are no other ways than the ones you listed, check out the 500 day war.

I just pay hot college girls to sleep with local, married CEOs & business owners, hide in the closet with a camera phone, then blackmail them into transferring their company 401K plans to me.  Works like a charm.

[quote=iceco1d]I just pay hot college girls to sleep with local, married CEOs & business owners, hide in the closet with a camera phone, then blackmail them into transferring their company 401K plans to me.  Works like a charm.
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Dude - that’s an awesome idea.  What split do the girls get?

Primo, why do you want to sleep with CEOs?

I slept with Tiger Woods -but it backfired. Now I need to split the account 11 ways. 

[quote=iceco1d]I just pay hot college girls to sleep with local, married CEOs & business owners, hide in the closet with a camera phone, then blackmail them into transferring their company 401K plans to me.  Works like a charm.