Global couch potato jobs!
Yes, you read it right! Get paid to sit on your butt and do nothing all day. We will pay you $20/hour plus pay your monthly cable bill. Simply send $1,000 to secure your spot in this once in a lifetime offer. Positions are limited, so hurry!
This sounds great! I have sent you the money you requested. All I am asking is for the Steelers to make the playoffs next year.
Peace to all as we must stop Iran.