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Jul 24, 2008 8:40 pm

Obsurdity is reaching new heights.

  When I read these stupid names, I laughed; then I felt sorry for the kids. These parents should be forced to watch MASH reruns, as punishment!   Boys' Names:   Girls' Names:   Then, for those parents who have no imagination:    
Jul 24, 2008 9:31 pm

Part of the problem is that 12 year olds are having babies AND naming them. Children aren’t good at choosing names for other children. 

Jul 25, 2008 2:43 pm

Some of the other lists are quite funny too.  People actually named their kid Cashew, Nacho, Taco, and Tequila.  I wonder if Nacho and Taco were twins?

Jul 25, 2008 3:42 pm

I know someone that named their kids Fox and Maverick.  Apparently they were too much into Top Gun.

Jul 31, 2008 9:15 pm


This is the best one of the lot... that means a-hole in greek.
Jul 31, 2008 11:40 pm

the strangest that I recall was: Discombobulated Jones

Aug 1, 2008 10:58 pm
This is Terrific: [QUOTE]

As for Dow Joseph Jones, there was serious talk of naming him Jack Ryan Jones, to keep the Harrison Ford theme. (Jack Ryan is the character Ford played in a series of action movies.) Instead, her husband named their son Dow on a dare while Jennifer was asleep in the hospital bed after giving birth.

She said she cried when she found out and even thought about having Dow's name changed.[/quote]

Aug 8, 2008 11:23 am

If anyone has access to a 1977 phone book from Austin, TX there is a listing for a guy named Henauder Titzoff.