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Christmas Haiku - Pt. Deux

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Dec 9, 2009 9:29 pm

Since my PM box is almost full with heartfelt pleas from those of you with Holiday Haiku Hunger, I felt it was time to fire up a few.  Yes, yes it's just not an RR Christmas without some verse.  Leave your mark....

Look, the mall Santa! His nose is running badly Mom, he's got Swine flu!   The flickering fire Bright, shining light fills the house That tree got too dry   Ah, yes! Treats galore! Lots of this and lots of that. I need Lycra pants.   Fam'ly together All the young ones and the old Mom screams in the shed   Plastic Rudolph sits His stupid nose won't light up Where's my big hammer?
Dec 10, 2009 12:41 am

Oh Christmas time’s here

What a special time for Jews All stores closed, we lose.   Can't even see friends Too busy with family What is there to do?   I could watch re-runs Or a movie, but please not Charlie Brown Christmas!   It could be worse though Like to celebrate Kwaanza Good god that would suck.   So on Christmas Day As you and yours spread your joy Think of us Jew boys!
Dec 11, 2009 3:48 pm

Happy Hannukah…Hanaka…Honuka…ummmmm  Mozletof?