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Dec 24, 2008 4:56 am

I am going independent and leaving my BD.  I will have a deficit of $5000+…what will the BD do?

Dec 24, 2008 5:20 am

They will probably come from a few different angles.  First, they will plant some explosives under your car and connect it to your ignition.  This will result in something catastrophic. 

  Second, they will stake out your favorite sushi place and exchange poisonous puffer fish with the crab in your California Roll.  You will become violently ill, lose your hair, go blind, and possibly worse.    Third and finally, should you get past the first two, they will have two thugs stakeout your place of residence, bag you while sleeping, and take you to an undisclosed underground location.  They will begin by giving you papercuts between each finger and each toe.  They will then move onto giving you papercuts on the corners of your mouth.  After that, they will take pliers and rip off each fingernail and toenail one by one.  This will result in severe pain, but you will live.  Therefore, I'd probably hope the car thing works.   Good luck.  Enjoy the independence!