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NASD NEWBIE
Posted July 09,2006 11:58 pm
Well today I finally broke my old record and reached the Seventh Level of Perfection: I made 317 posts AND it is two minutes before midnight and MY NAME IS THE LAST POST IN EVERY FIELD IN EVERY TOPIC.... I LOVE seeing my name....
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It was really hard and my fingers were flying but I did it! I think I could do better if those darn moderators didn't put that dang time limit between posts- calling my brilliant diatribe SPAM! What do they know?
Anyway I have lots and lots of new friends now! EVERYBODY really loves me and all I did was post a few stories out of that PETER DRUCKER book I bought for a dollar at the swap meet!!!
Everybody thinks I am soooooo smart.
Everybody thinks I am sooooooo clever!
EVERYBODY THINKS I AM PETER DRUCKER!!!
Since EVERYBODY needs my advice so much, I should have my own Column- OH WAIT- silly me, I do - It's the entire Broker Forum..I know EVERYTHING so why not share my brillance?
Well, I must go now. I feel so good I need to treat myself- I know what I will do- Nair my na-na's while I watch Kudlow and Kramer! Then fall asleep listening to my favorite music- Michael Jackson... "Beat it,,, Beat it,,, "
It's good to be me.
Muny (AKA young illiterate punk),
You have a natural comedic flair...keep up the entertainment. My posts will by necessity be shorter and a bit less frequent since I broke my right hand Friday night in a softball game...it's hell being a one-armed lefty...
Hopefully, this thread will be left open for journal entries only...
Indyone:
You have a natural comedic flair...keep up the entertainment. My posts will by necessity be shorter and a bit less frequent since I broke my right hand Friday night in a softball game...it's hell being a one-armed lefty...
Hopefully, this thread will be left open for journal entries only...
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No, no, no, indyone! That story about breaking your right hand in a softball game is a snooze-fest! You can come up with something better than that, you're a broker for gosh sakes (which is like a lawyer, in that you're good at "fibbing" on your feet). Let's see, ummmm, oh yeah:
- you punched a guy who was hitting his girlfriend, broke his jaw and broke your hand (chivalry isn't dead)(story is effective with female senior citizen prospects),
- you were practicing karate and the board didn't break, but your hand did (good for a laugh with former military prospects),
You get the idea. Also, wear a t-shirt that says, "Yeah, I do my own stunts". And remember, save those pain pills for a rainy day!
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You're dead on with the pain pills. I got 12 Lortabs last year after some oral surgery and used the last one Friday night...hope the doc writes me a new batch tomorrow...I can see how people get addicted...that is some excellent stuff...
...and sorry the truth wasn't more interesting...it wouldn't have even made a decent highlight clip...I like the shirt idea, though...
We can start a new thread....."Save Indy's Reputation!"
How's this for a story....saw competitor broker (maybe it was NASD Newbie?) in favorite bar on Friday nite got to arguing about client you stole from him...you punched him out and rboke his jaw....then stole his beer!
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We can start a new thread....."Save Indy's Reputation!"
How's this for a story....saw competitor broker (maybe it was NASD Newbie?) in favorite bar on Friday nite got to arguing about client you stole from him...you punched him out and rboke his jaw....then stole his beer!
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How about he broke it stopping a cement truck that was about to run over Put/Easy/Newbie?
No, wait. That would make everyone hate Indy, wouldn't it?
Never mind.