Free Hank Moody
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Feb 16, 2009 8:10 pm
I think we all know it’s just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum. In preperation for that day I’d am selling
FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers. Get yours today. T-Shirt - $19.95 Front says: Free Hank Moody Back says: Do you want an annuity Bumper Sticker - $2.95[quote=voltmoie]
You don't ... Only applies to the t-shirt.
[/quote] So whats on the front? "Free Hank Moody"? Or "Do you want to buy an annuity"? I hope the former, because the latter would technically be a solicitation and would need the required disclosures in place to be approved my by broker dealer's compliance department.[quote=buyandhold]The annuity shirt should be free. (And have no annual fees.)
[/quote] No annual fees, however, you would have to wear it for 10 years before you would be eligible for the free upgrade.I’m sure Hank will want an 8% commission on all products sold, so please keep that in mind when placing orders.
If, after 10 years, you decide you’d like access to your t-shirt, you may only take 1/15th of it off annually. But you’ll never lose it, guaranteed.
[quote=voltmoie]I think we all know it’s just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum. In preperation for that day I’d am selling
FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers. Get yours today. T-Shirt - $19.95 Front says: Free Hank Moody Back says: Do you want an annuity Bumper Sticker - $2.95[/quote] I vote that we also include coffee mugs in Edward Jones green...