Bernie Madoff became a household name in just two short months. Now he's been memorialized with a toy doll, thanks to Arizona toy company Mini-Me. The doll is the devil incarnate: He may be missing the horns, but he's got everything else: red suit, shoes and gloves, a pitchfork and a tail. As in real life, investing in Madoff will set you back. Retail value: $99.99.