Funny Bumperstickers
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Seen on car - woman driver:
"Grow your own dope, plant a man."
Issued by Rush Limbaugh radio show:
"Still voting Democratic? You're stuck in stupid!"
On a license plate frame of a new Mercedes 500 series sedan with an obviously very well taken care of lady in her mid-40s:
"If the shoe fits, buy it!"
I once heard… “If you are under 30 and a republican, then you don’t have a heart. If you are over 30 and democrat, then you don’t have a brain.”
Truly heartless
Put an end to Poverty and Hunger, Eat the Homeless
Took a while for me to get this one
Visualize Whirled Peas
"Don't Confuse Me With Facts, I'm a Democrat"
"John Kerry, Man of the People"
"I Voted for Kerry, Before I Voted Against Him"
And the only one I'd ever put on my car;
"I'd rather be driving a Titleist"
Forget World Peace...Envision Using Your Blinkers
I Didn't Claw My Way Up The Food Chain to Eat Vegetables
Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You
Your tailgating intimidation is wasted on my cruise control.
Make a Welfare as tough to get as a building permit
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Ask me about my vow of silence
If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To Art
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job
"Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!"
and
"Vegetarian: Of Native American origina literally meaning 'poor hunter'."
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
and for all those in arbitration: The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
Several years ago I was in a weird biker/Vietnam Vet bar out in the middle of no where.
The urinals had a picture of Jane Fondas face in them centered right in the middle of a bulls eye target. Not a bumper sticker but I thought it was funny.
[quote=Malcolm]
Several years ago I was in a weird biker/Vietnam Vet bar out in the middle of no where.
The urinals had a picture of Jane Fondas face in them centered right in the middle of a bulls eye target. Not a bumper sticker but I thought it was funny.
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I've seen those very same stickers in the head at a USMC Officer's Club.
[quote=Cruiser]
"Am I liberal, or just well educated?"
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Now THAT is funny