Do your clients think you're boring? Try the joke book whose title is a joke in itself: 400 Greatest Jokes for Investment Advisors, Financial Planners, Financial Speakers, Insurance Agents, CPAs, Bankers & Stockbrokers. A sample entry: “An actuary is someone who studied to be a CPA, but didn't have the personality for it.” Thank you, thank you. Try the veal. Tip your waitresses.