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Jan 26, 2010 12:53 pm





Mélissa Theuriau





she is the MJ of this class



NBA Team     College/HS/Club Team

1     Hakeem Olajuwon (C)      United States     Houston Rockets     Houston-Jr.

2     Sam Bowie (C)      United States     Portland Trail Blazers (from Indiana)     Kentucky-Sr.

3     Michael Jordan (SG)      United States     Chicago Bulls     North Carolina-Jr.

4     Sam Perkins (PF/C)      United States     Dallas Mavericks     North Carolina-Sr.

5     Charles Barkley (PF)      United States     Philadelphia 76ers (from L.A. Clippers)     Auburn-Jr.

6     Melvin Turpin (C)      United States     Washington Bullets     Kentucky-Sr.

7     Alvin Robertson (SG)      United States     San Antonio Spurs     Arkansas-Sr.

8     Lancaster Gordon (SG)      United States     Los Angeles Clippers (from Golden State)     Louisville-Sr.

9     Otis Thorpe (PF)      United States     Kansas City Kings     Providence-Sr.

10     Leon Wood (SG)      United States     Philadelphia 76ers (from Denver)     Cal State Fullerton-Sr.

11     Kevin Willis (PF/C)      United States     Atlanta Hawks     Michigan State-Sr.

12     Tim McCormick      United States     Cleveland Cavaliers **     Michigan-Jr.

13     Jay Humphries      United States     Phoenix Suns     Colorado-Sr.

14     Michael Cage (PF)      United States     Los Angeles Clippers (from Seattle)     San Diego State-Sr.

15     Terence Stansbury (SG)      United States     Dallas Mavericks     Temple-Sr.

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Jan 26, 2010 1:03 pm

OMG!  Who is that!?

Wow!

Jan 26, 2010 1:08 pm

Wow is right ! What channel ?!!!

Jan 26, 2010 1:19 pm

I just watched three of her videos, don't understand a word she is saying. 

I love she....


Jan 26, 2010 2:22 pm

THANKS MLGONE!  THIS IS THE GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE BOARD EVER!


I have concluded that she must have daddy issues if she is hanging around with that toolbox.

Jan 26, 2010 2:22 pm

Would.

Jan 26, 2010 3:01 pm

http://www.awooga.org/images/g9w1zbr2osa4mjqm86r.jpg



Here she is topless on the beach, completely uninhibited. Think Katie Couric would do that?

Jan 26, 2010 3:06 pm

Whats up with that dude's hand and arms?

Jan 26, 2010 4:03 pm
MoodyIsAPunk:

http://www.awooga.org/images/g9w1zbr2osa4mjqm86r.jpg







wow

Jan 26, 2010 4:14 pm
etj4588:

Whats up with that dude's hand and arms?




Talk about a buzz killer.



wtf

Jan 26, 2010 7:31 pm

maybe  she has some sort of gimp fetish? or it's a hedge against her smoking hotness.

Jan 26, 2010 9:22 pm

Don't we get enough of this stuff on Dealbreaker?
C'mon, let's get back to more E Jones discussions!

Jan 27, 2010 7:35 am
etj4588:

Whats up with that dude's hand and arms?



He apparently is some kind of comedian. 

His right arm is paralyzed from a car accident.

I have absolutely NO sympathy for him.  I think I would be ok with have only ONE arm for some of that.

Jan 27, 2010 1:58 pm

There are a great deal of lies and BS in this forum.

What I am about to say is NOT a lie.   I'm serious.

Very serious and honest.



This chick digs me.    A LOT



    



Jan 27, 2010 2:02 pm

Dear Shania,

I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features.  As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend.  You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied.  I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn't leave you.

On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.

Moraen

Jan 27, 2010 2:07 pm
Moraen:

   I think I would be ok with have only ONE arm for some of that.

 
One arm?  I'd cut my feet off!
Jan 27, 2010 5:40 pm
Moraen:

Dear Shania,I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features. As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend. You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied. I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn't leave you.On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.Moraen





good.   

I thought for sure you guys would not believe me.



(one thing though, Im NOT the one armed Moroccan.

I'm simply her little boy toy.

She wants only one thing from me.

I don't like it at all. shallow and degrading)

Jan 28, 2010 1:07 pm
Moraen:

Dear Shania,

I am so sorry to hear about your paralyzed arm and gimp-like features.  As much as it pains me to say it, since you are such a dear friend.  You will have to let me come be with Melissa (in the carnal Biblical sense) at least once a week, to fulfill her fantasies and make sure she is satisfied.  I am sure that she loves you, but you will need to let me take care of that part of your relationship so that she doesn't leave you.

On a side note, I was not surprised that you are actually of Moroccan descent.

Moraen

 

 
LOL! ROTFL!
 
Great stuff!!