Jones Secrets Revealed, Part II
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[quote=munytalks]
Gee Whiz Kid- Let's see- you said you WERE on the 'other' side , THEN cam over to Jones. You also said 'some institutions seem to fit better than others'.
Well, you jump in here, make arrogant statements. Assume things incorrectly. Insult people who likely have years of experience on you-and are absolutely certain you are better than everyone else- and you admit to owning a computer that hasn't worked right for over a year but you still keep using it- yep, you are RIGHT- you are at exactly the correct firm now. Good luck making Segment II.
To simply correct you, i said "what if I told you that I was on the other side?" I didn't say I was, I said "what if?" Its' in the post, so go reread it. So while we are on the point of your words, which were that I "Assume things incorrectly", maybe we should reevaluate whom is assuming things incorrectly, but anyways I would love to address you insults more; however, I seemed to have angered some other people oustide of you on this forum whom I also need to address. Been fun chatting w/ you though. By the way, please pull my post and quote it where I refferenced I was, in your words, "absolutely better than everyone else." I would like to see that one. I do appreciate your encouragement and support for me reaching Segment II.
[quote=Devoted SA]
Gew..For a "dude" who seems to know so much and claims to be on this forum reading each and every detail...You might have missed the fact that Babbling Looney's a ... WOMAN!
I know..I know shocking that a woman might actually be able to do the SAME job as you...only do it better.
And hey..don't be mad because you couldn't make it out in the field with Jones and have now been rescued to the safety of the home office in the Pass Program, or Bridge program, or whatever the pluck they are calling it these days. Have faith, I'm sure an office will open up soon for you and your days at #11 are over!
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Looney,
Sorry, didn't know you were a female. I'm sure you are better than me. Guess I didn't read the forum careful enought, no disrespect.
Now for you Devoted,
I will educate you a little. I have no doubt that it comforts you to believe that all Pass Guys (& Girls, sorry about that again Looney) failed in the field and were then sent back to hq for training, then given a nice 30M office. Contrary to popular belief you couldn't be more wrong. The strong majority of PASS associates applied to be an IR out of college, were told no b/c they lack sales skills and are very young. These applicants are then told to accept the pass, or look for a career elsewhere, so they choose PASS. So before you assume someone failed, and that's why they are PASS, do a little homework before you fire insults and make assumptions. Doesn't hurt my feelings too much though, ha. By the way, good joke about #11, im serious. Can't wait to chat again.
The strong majority of PASS associates applied to be an IR out of college, were told no b/c they lack sales skills and are very young. These applicants are then told to accept the pass, or look for a career elsewhere, so they choose PASS
That is pretty much true. I knew a couple of guys who were in the Pass program and later got offices in the field and did quite well. The failed brokers actually go into Field Supervision.
No hard feelings. I don't expect people to be able to guess that I am a woman. Gender really makes little difference on these boards. However, it does in real life.
"No hard feelings. I don't expect people to be able to guess that I am a woman. Gender really makes little difference on these boards. However, it does in real life"
You're a woman.... You have 1/3 the size brain of a man...... Its science...... (quote from Ron Burgundy- Anchorman..)
Hardi har har....
The difference ...Grasshopper, is that I , as a woman, use 100% of my brain, while the male brain which only uses about 1/3 capacity is preoccupied with sex, cars, food and sex ;eaving very little cognitive juice for work.
I loved that movie by the way.
[quote=babbling looney]
The strong majority of PASS associates applied to be an IR out of college, were told no b/c they lack sales skills and are very young. These applicants are then told to accept the pass, or look for a career elsewhere, so they choose PASS
That is pretty much true. I knew a couple of guys who were in the Pass program and later got offices in the field and did quite well. The failed brokers actually go into Field Supervision.
No hard feelings. I don't expect people to be able to guess that I am a woman. Gender really makes little difference on these boards. However, it does in real life.
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Failed brokers at Jones also become "Development Leaders". They ride the asses of all the new folks preaching the "25 contacts a day mantra" that they were never able to master.
GED 21: Sounds like PASS is better than your own office. Don’t have to clean toilets. (See other posts about crapper.)
[quote=gew21]
Now for you Devoted,
I will educate you a little. I have no doubt that it comforts you to believe that all Pass Guys (& Girls, sorry about that again Looney) failed in the field and were then sent back to hq for training, then given a nice 30M office. Contrary to popular belief you couldn't be more wrong. The strong majority of PASS associates applied to be an IR out of college, were told no b/c they lack sales skills and are very young. These applicants are then told to accept the pass, or look for a career elsewhere, so they choose PASS. So before you assume someone failed, and that's why they are PASS, do a little homework before you fire insults and make assumptions. Doesn't hurt my feelings too much though, ha. By the way, good joke about #11, im serious. Can't wait to chat again.
...< cue cheap pyrotechnic display >
The GREAT & POWERFUL GEW has spoken!
Pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain...I am the GREAT & POWERFUL GEW!
... < cue lightning sound effect >
With all that wisdom you remind me of the great and powerful Oz Gew.
[quote=Revealer]GED 21: Sounds like PASS is better than your own office. Don't have to clean toilets. (See other posts about crapper.)[/quote]
Rev,
Your right, plus I don't have to buy my own coffee in PASS. thanks for the support
[quote=BrokerRecruit]looks like no one liked my pizza comment...[/quote]
It wasn't very funny. I'm sure you will try again.
[quote=Devoted SA][quote=gew21]
Now for you Devoted,
I will educate you a little. I have no doubt that it comforts you to believe that all Pass Guys (& Girls, sorry about that again Looney) failed in the field and were then sent back to hq for training, then given a nice 30M office. Contrary to popular belief you couldn't be more wrong. The strong majority of PASS associates applied to be an IR out of college, were told no b/c they lack sales skills and are very young. These applicants are then told to accept the pass, or look for a career elsewhere, so they choose PASS. So before you assume someone failed, and that's why they are PASS, do a little homework before you fire insults and make assumptions. Doesn't hurt my feelings too much though, ha. By the way, good joke about #11, im serious. Can't wait to chat again.
...< cue cheap pyrotechnic display >
The GREAT & POWERFUL GEW has spoken!
Pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain...I am the GREAT & POWERFUL GEW!
... < cue lightning sound effect >
With all that wisdom you remind me of the great and powerful Oz Gew.
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Devoted,
Are you on crack???? I read that stupid post 5 times, I got it the first time, and tried to find some humor the next 4 but no luck. Lay off the crack pipe buddy.
Thanks BR.
Psst Gew....I guess you missed the fact that I'm a woman too. It's ok if you want to call me buddy, or dude, or bro.
And by the way...totally relevant come-back. Yes, I'm on crack...I sit on one everyday!