Interview with merrill lynch

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Jul 22, 2006 10:09 pm

i have an interview with merrill lynch tuesday.  i have some questions about preparing for my interview.


1.  should i cut my dreadlocks?


2.  should i wear my purple or yellow suit?


someone please give me some responses because i would lke to have a good intervwiew.

Jul 22, 2006 10:16 pm

or should i buy a new wardrobe


i left that out of my last post


thanks

Jul 23, 2006 12:39 am

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Please tell me this is a joke… 

Jul 23, 2006 1:11 am
brotha_k:

i have an interview with merrill lynch tuesday.  i have some questions about preparing for my interview.


1.  should i cut my dreadlocks?


2.  should i wear my purple or yellow suit?


someone please give me some responses because i would lke to have a good intervwiew.



Purple for pimpin'.

Jul 23, 2006 6:17 am

This whole board is a 'joke.'

Jul 23, 2006 9:30 am

if you don't already know, then you don't have enough since to get hired

Jul 23, 2006 10:40 am

Check out the spelling of his name vs previous posts

Jul 23, 2006 10:55 am
rook4123:

if you don't already know, then you don't have enough since to get hired


The word is "sense"--you don't have enough sense, not since.


Also, in your signature line, Henry Ford did not say "your right" what he said was "you're right."

Jul 23, 2006 2:18 pm

Nasty Newbie


I think you may be slipping.....


you missed "probabaly" too.


Jul 23, 2006 2:25 pm

brotha,


You must tell me your secret, I am going to be cold calling every office to see about getting my foot in the door just to get an interview with a decent firm. I have read some of your previous posts and not to be rude, but your spelling and syntax is terrible. Now your greatest concern is whether or not to cut your hair, and if your should wear purple or yellow? Please for the love of God, tell me your secret to securing these interviews. (Again my attempt is not to be rude, I seriously want to know!)

Jul 23, 2006 5:06 pm

Start, this is a "Brotha" spoof...much like the incredble hulk spoof we were recently treated to, although I remember another character asking the "dreds" question (hmmm...).  My guess is that this "Brotha" thought that some of the original Brotha's questions were a bit...ummmm...elementary, perhaps?

Jul 23, 2006 5:47 pm

sincerey, guys.  i want this intervwiew to go well.  i need some sinceer advice.

Jul 23, 2006 6:37 pm

 Please...you're killing me...


IF you were sincere, I'd tell you to quit wasting your time...and practice Joe's "would you like fries with that?"

Jul 23, 2006 6:51 pm

none of you guys can spell, so it must not reely matter in this business.


thanks

Jul 23, 2006 7:23 pm

Ok, now I know you are just screwing around to get a reaction out of everyone.


You can’t be this big of a moron. 


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You are just fishing to get a racial argument started..
Jul 24, 2006 10:33 pm

I agree

Jul 24, 2006 11:14 pm

I don't, and I wish you the best at your interview.  I heard recruiters like purple.

Jul 24, 2006 11:24 pm

Dont forget to give the director a nice reach around- I bet he would like that.....

Jul 24, 2006 11:43 pm
Indyone:

 Please...you're killing me...


IF you were sincere, I'd tell you to quit wasting your time...and practice Joe's "would you like fries with that?"



There's always the apple pie add-on sale too!

Jul 25, 2006 10:17 am

I figured it out...this guy is actually golfer Sergio Garcia.  Apparently he decided to wear the yellow suit on Sunday!