Blonde Mortician

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Oct 28, 2009 7:18 pm
A man who just died
is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive...

..., expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his
best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her
husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the
suit fits him perfectly.

says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did
an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend? To her
astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

There's no charge,' she says.

No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see a deceased gentleman
of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit... I asked his
wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

So I just switched the heads.'

Oct 28, 2009 7:59 pm

LOL…didn’t see that coming!