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Apr 18, 2006 8:36 pm

READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE READING THIS POST:


First: Sit down in your desk chair.


Second: Slide desk chair back from your desk approximately 12 inches.


Third: Place wastebasket between your legs.


Fourth: Position elbows on your knees.


Now, you're ready:


A London newspaper reported, in a Tom Cruise interview, that he planned to "eat" the placenta when his baby is born. He stated, "the placenta is very nutritious." Note: his baby was born earlier today.


There was no comment from the Heinz Ketchup or A-1 Steaksauce companies. I imagine the delivery room was staffed with a doctor, an attending nurse, a five-star chef, and Tom sitting behind a plate wearing a bibb, with knife and fork in hand.


Apr 19, 2006 8:59 am

Here's a great link for a good game poking fun at whack-job Tom and his brainwashed girlfriend.  It's a good laugh.


http://www.break.com/index/xenu.html

Apr 19, 2006 11:49 am

I thought Christian Science preached Vegetarianism?

Apr 19, 2006 3:01 pm

What a wack-job he's become...I owe an apology to Nicole...I always figured she was the wacky one...now I'm not so sure...


Love the website/game, BR...cracked me up...

Apr 19, 2006 3:42 pm

He's a nutcase.  I think a lot of celebs are, but he takes the cake.  He is the acting version of Jim Jones - He's got Katie asking where her kool-aid is.  Silent birth?  Give me a freakin' break!  What an idiot.


What happened to the days of Maverick and Cocktails when he wasn't a complete douchebag?  Next thing we know he'll be doing one of those black and white indy films where he flips a pancake repeatedly for 90 minutes in a frying pan and saying something in French every so often just to catch our attention. 


At least Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman didn't fall victim to his weird ways.  I digress.....

Apr 19, 2006 11:39 pm
munytalks:

I thought Christian Science preached Vegetarianism?



He is not a Christian Scientist....he's a member of the Church of Scientology founded by L Ron Hubbard of Dianetics fame.  Bunch of kooks.

Apr 20, 2006 10:16 am

Sounds like a doggone cult to me...

Apr 20, 2006 10:23 am

Pretty much.  They all drink kool-aid.