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Jul 20, 2007 5:47 pm
When I write a rant, a rave, a rebuke, or just a plain old comment, I find I am stereotyped in several ways. First off, it is always assumed that I am pissed off, jumping up and down, fuming mad, and screaming like a loon. It is then assumed that I must be some sort of angst-ridden adolescent. This is funny - truly it is hillarious.

I am not mad, I am not angry just disturbed that you are projecting your hate towards another poster on me.  I am not that person, nancy!!!! 

Learn to read my posts: read it with a disturbingly calm voice. Read it as if it were spoken by a "level headed" person. I'm not yelling. After all, I'm typing this crap - why bother yelling, it won't help you hear me any better.

All because I use profanities, it is assumed that I am either too young or uneducated. sh*t! Get over it. People swear left-and-right, up-and-down, day in, day out. In the adult world, we don't care about it in everyday life. For those who feel that a truly "mature" person needn't use swear words, get off your f**king high horse and join the real world. It is that pompous, self-absorbed attitude that I am both sick of and making fun of. Deal with it.

This is the one that really gets me. Every time I read this crap, I want to roll on the floor laughing, but my wife (who Thankfully left the Catholic church before we were married!)...would have me committed, so I just chuckle politely. I've been using the f**king web since before the general public ever heard of it. I knew of it before I ever got to use it in college, and I've been using it ever since. The first time I used the web was 1991. Yes, 1991. Again, deal with it, and don't bother trying to "prove me wrong" or tell me that I'm lying or tell me I'm someone else.  I'm getting pm's for Nancy, won't bother reading it, just deleted. The old VAX account is long gone, as are the old e-mails sent across the "young" internet (it was most ceartintly not young, except from the public's perspective). I got a web-site up and running in late 1992. It went out to the public in late 1993.

Why am I bothering to tell you all of this sh*t? Simple - this stupid internet is neither new, nor novel. Just different than old media - same messages, same overall content. Yes, its the coveted "been there, done that" attitude. That's why I'm often brash, brazen, and callous. Because I can. And why not? You don't know me, you probably don't care to know me, I don't know you, and I don't care. It really is that simple.

So when your reading my crap - be it insightful, irreverant, knoledgeable, bullsh*t, or whatever, keep this in mind: I'm not screaming at you - quite often, I'm laughing.

I can be a really easy-going guy. I can be a complete and total asshole. I can be both at the same time.

Just stop accusing me of being some hormone-saturated, angst-ridden, snot-nosed little whelp, because, damnit, I'm not. I am me, the same person I've always been, becuase I'm quite happy with who I am. And if you don't like who I am - you should seek professional help - because you've got some control issues you need worked out.

If you don't care who I am, and are capable of reading my posts without going over the deep end and thinking I am someone else, and can keep an open mind: welcome to the real world.

As I mentioned, I'm a rookie and just posted on this site recently.  I am not anyone else.

I know that you don't know who I f**king am.

Rookie, new in the field. 

Jul 20, 2007 6:01 pm

Gunter glieben glauten globen

Jul 20, 2007 6:09 pm

Just don't respond to this poster.  They aren't even worthy of a response.

Anyone who needs a diatribe to explain they aren't who everyone else thinks they are, is a babbling looney.  No pun intended Dust Bunny.

Jul 20, 2007 6:47 pm

Gunter glieben glauten globen

Reminds me of a song...

Jul 20, 2007 7:19 pm

Ok, fine. You are whom you are. You are no one else.  You've never posted on these boards before.

Great, good.

So then you can understand that I mean this to only you. I don't mean it for someone alse. I'm not saying this because you are anyone else or because of what anybody else has ever said on this or any other board that I've been associated with.

You are a flaming asshole and you don't deserve to be paid any attention to.

Your rants are illogical, disjointed, juvenile and inane.

I say this ONLY based on what I have read of you content as contributed to these boards. You might be a Nobel Prize winning internet comedian someplace else, but your performance here has been that of a purile pablum puker.

If you must get the last word in, be my guest, I really could not care less, based on what I have seen of you, only you, nobody else but you.

Jul 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Don't hate me because I'm not Catholic!

Three Hail Mary's to ya.

Can see I am not welcome here.  I will leave.  Do not find this forum that useful. 

Jul 20, 2007 9:01 pm

Later bitch

Jul 20, 2007 9:03 pm

P.S. If you really want to convince people you are not that dumb crazy bitch Nancy, have someone else write for you. It's painfully obvious.

Jul 20, 2007 9:54 pm

Rookie, new in the field.

Separated at birth then?

LOL Snaggletooth.

Jul 20, 2007 9:56 pm
Jul 20, 2007 10:02 pm

Ooooh !! threaten us with the FBI and being cyber bullies now.  We are so scared.

Jul 20, 2007 10:07 pm

final word,

don't be such a d-bag and espec don't be a d-bag squared!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche+Bag+Sq uared  d-bag^2)

Jul 20, 2007 11:01 pm
Jul 20, 2007 11:48 pm

P.S. If you really want to convince people you are not that dumb crazy bitch Nancy, have someone else write for you. It's painfully obvious.

d-bags, didn't write last few posts..... ever heard of google just wanted to show you numbnuts that you would still think I was this crazy nacncie. yoke is on you.

leaving forum now. d-bags to the 4th power!

Jul 21, 2007 12:04 am

ok you're not nancy.  Wink.

Jul 21, 2007 12:06 am

You have reentered the danger zone. You're life is about to go in an unintended direction. This is your only warning. Don't be stupid.

Jul 21, 2007 12:09 am

*Now a Mr. Ferris Bueller thinks I'm crazy nancy and is writing me hate mail or luv notes ? (don't know and don't care to find out!)...not reading, deleteint it. Too peepish tomish for me.  Such abnormalities here, obsessions. ooooheeee...You all should REALLY find a more productive way to use your time.  Despising a stranger on the Internet that much is eerily and spookily abnormal. 

Leaving now d-bags!!!!!  Have fun and please try to move the spectrum towards a more NORMAL stratsophere!

Twilight zone....ooooooohhhh eeeeeeeee

As we said when I spent some time in Japan, Sainara doucheebaggies.


*I cannot take credit for this post, copied it ... google is wonderful. :)


Jul 21, 2007 12:13 am

Nancy - We know who you are and your hotel.  Stop playing games with us and leave.  This is your last warning.

Jul 21, 2007 12:17 am
Bobby Hull:

You have reentered the danger zone. You're life is about to go in an unintended direction. This is your only warning. Don't be stupid.

Go Bobby ...go.  ...... touchdown.!

You know.....  it IS incredible that this troll keeps thinking it can come back and hide when its footprint, thumbprint, stink is undeniable.  Having been a b*tch on the Internet for a really long time myself (pride) I am amazed at the ineptitude of this Nancy person.  On the other hand, her stick-to-it-ness could make for a great Jones door knocker.   Take a licking and keep mindlessly ticking.

Jul 21, 2007 12:19 am

What part of Arrivederci don't you understand, numbnuts.

I am not Nancy.  I am in Cleveland at my home, you're welcome to stop by so I can beat the sh*t out of you and show you that others do write similar to others as I proved via my google posts, Stupid.

Can't say as I blame you for hating that crazy nancy, she must habe been a babbling cyberbulliest as you described her.

All the same, can't play anymore.


Keep talking to Nancy, don't think she can hear you. oooh eeee Twilight Zone!

I'm outta of this nutthouse!


have last word with Nancy if you must, nuttfreak.