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Apr 9, 2009 8:03 pm

I walk up to a house and there is a Subaru Outback or Forrester parked in the driveway.  It's the liberal middle aged white ladies flagship!

Apr 9, 2009 8:09 pm

I get the same email from my manager, complex manager, operations, margin and compliance all at the same time about the same topic.

Apr 10, 2009 4:51 am

Let me guess, Obama is the devil, right?

Apr 10, 2009 7:26 am
someonewouldntexpect:

Let me guess, Obama is the devil, right?

 
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Apr 10, 2009 8:10 am
someonewouldntexpect:

Let me guess, Obama is the devil, right?

 
no.  He just works for him.
 
 
speaking of which, check out the new AXP record "The Devil We Don't Know"
Apr 10, 2009 10:45 am
UNDERMINDED:
someonewouldntexpect:

Let me guess, Obama is the devil, right?

 
no.  He just works for him.
 
 
speaking of which, check out the new AXP record "The Devil We Don't Know"



As do I, I can assure you the Devil is not a commie.

Apr 13, 2009 9:00 pm

As a recently separated Veteran from OIF, I find it appalling that individuals speak about our Commander in Chief in this way.  No matter your personal views (I for one am an Independent b/c both parties suck), this is not the way to speak about our President.  When Dubya was President and anyone spoke out against him, individuals were deemed un-American but you guys can call him a devil and a commie?

BTW, what does "Liberal" mean? Liberal and Conservative are probably the most overused terms in our everyday language but when I speak to anyone on the left or right to define liberal or conservative, I never hear anything concrete; just a whole bunch of bashing. 

Apr 13, 2009 9:06 pm

Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in.

Apr 13, 2009 9:09 pm
3rdyrp2:

Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in.



Lol, you're right.  That was funny, toots, lol.  Definitely am not on a soapbox and that's funny b/c when I read these forums, I mostly see brokers who have ego's that are out of control.

Apr 13, 2009 10:46 pm
army13A:


Lol, you're right.  That was funny, toots, lol.  Definitely am not on a soapbox and that's funny b/c when I read these forums, I mostly see brokers who have ego's that are out of control.



Most brokers around here are failed or failing brokers. Don't be too wound up about it.

Apr 14, 2009 6:58 am

Liberals             Tax and Spend
Conservatives   Borrow and Spend

Apr 14, 2009 1:37 pm

I know I am screwed when....... I meet a couple who have a CD coming due in 4 months who want to take it out, pay the penalty, and put it in their checking account. They don't need the money, but "with everything that is happening we are not comfortable in CD's." They checking and CD is at the same bank btw.

Apr 14, 2009 11:48 pm
Ron 14:

I know I am screwed when....... I meet a couple who have a CD coming due in 4 months who want to take it out, pay the penalty, and put it in their checking account. They don't need the money, but "with everything that is happening we are not comfortable in CD's." They checking and CD is at the same bank btw.



Are you prospect at the Special Olympics?

Apr 15, 2009 11:29 am

I believe I am !

Apr 21, 2009 1:48 pm

"Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in. "

 
This is the sexist type comment that I would expect to be made here.  Maybe you need to wake up and get into the correct century where the forums/message boards are not just about "guys shooting the sh*t and bs'ing about things the "little wife" wouldn't be interested in.  This type of comment makes me puke.
Apr 21, 2009 3:08 pm
adnuces:

"Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in. "

 
This is the sexist type comment that I would expect to be made here.  Maybe you need to wake up and get into the correct century where the forums/message boards are not just about "guys shooting the sh*t and bs'ing about things the "little wife" wouldn't be interested in.  This type of comment makes me puke.








 
It was meant to be an offensive that would get the poster who caused me to make that post to quit his bellyaching.  Is it lonely up there on your soapbox?  For christ sake, this isn't the Miss USA pageant where posters should study every word they say before they say it to make sure it doesn't offend anyone.  I hope people can make politically incorrect snipes every once in a while when deserved without the threat of heavy ammunition.
Apr 21, 2009 4:59 pm
3rdyrp2:
adnuces:

"Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in. "

 
This is the sexist type comment that I would expect to be made here.  Maybe you need to wake up and get into the correct century where the forums/message boards are not just about "guys shooting the sh*t and bs'ing about things the "little wife" wouldn't be interested in.  This type of comment makes me puke.








 
It was meant to be an offensive that would get the poster who caused me to make that post to quit his bellyaching.  Is it lonely up there on your soapbox?  For christ sake, this isn't the Miss USA pageant where posters should study every word they say before they say it to make sure it doesn't offend anyone.  I hope people can make politically incorrect snipes every once in a while when deserved without the threat of heavy ammunition.
 
3rdyrp2 I like most of what you say on this board but I beg to differ with you here.  I don't dislike what you said to the original poster it was made to, just the way you said it.  It is the common usage of "politically incorrect snipes" that perpetuates all the isms.  Was it the Family Guy that had the song, "everybody is a little bit racist sometimes"?  
Apr 21, 2009 5:27 pm
adnuces:

"Get off your soapbox, toots.  It's a message board, where guys go to shoot the s*** and b.s. about stuff our bosses and wives wouldn't be interested in. "

 
This is the sexist type comment that I would expect to be made here.  Maybe you need to wake up and get into the correct century where the forums/message boards are not just about "guys shooting the sh*t and bs'ing about things the "little wife" wouldn't be interested in.  This type of comment makes me puke.








 
 
Do I understand you correctly?  Sexist comments make you puke.  You expect sexist comments on this board.  Can I safely assume that you are now participating in this board because you want to puke?  Bulimic?
Apr 21, 2009 5:34 pm

Be a little wary.



I have a Subaru Forester. I am a middle-aged, kick-arse, quite obnoxious, male, caucasian, Christian Republican and proud American.



I own the Forester 'cuz it's snappy, economical and has by far the best All Wheel Drive.



I was probably the only Subaru out here with a Bush-Cheney sticker in 2004 and then a McCain-Palin sticker in 2008.



Lesson - there are Republicans who drive Subarus, though I doubt there is a rifle rack available for my Forester.



Here's a key indicator. If the Subie has a stick, it's probably a Republican. Automatic, it's probably your liberal, white, middle-aged bleeding heart lady.



Liberals love automatics. They like everything to just happen and don't ask any questions about how it works. Liberals love government that acts like an automatic tranny.



Conservatives want to know how the tranny works and want high levels of control over what the car is doing. Driving a stick means involvement on the part of the driver. It's not just watching TV, you have to drive the dang car.



Check the tranny before assuming you have a guilt-ridden, bleeding-heart pinko on your hands.



It does happen that the Outback and Forester are the largest selling cars in the US for lesbians. Go figure. That embarrasses me, but I'm keeping my Subie. I'm a lesbian trapped in a convervative male's body anyway.

Apr 22, 2009 10:48 am

campy - you sure do like to talk about "tranny's"......