Did he have onion head, doctor bauchmann, and Dougie Hillbob with him

No you idiot, Ouija boards are for the dead only!

They all will be soon after writing those checks from that large general partner funds.  I guess the partner funds won’t make their usual 29% this year.

what are the checks for?

[quote=jonesescapee]Me and the ole lady were on the Ouija Board last night and Ted Jones kept appearing. Does this mean I need to go back and fulfil my life long obligation to the "FIRM"?[/quote]

I think it means you went to see the new "Omen" movie and decided to go home and hit the board to see who you could contact from the other side....but you didn't get through to anybody ...so then you were hungry and got nostalgic about those salami subs you used to get for lunch when you worked at Jones (since Subway was next door) and so you went and had one....but it gave you bad indegestion ....and you fell alseep with cnbc on ....and you had horrid nightmares about Greenacres, Exxon Mobil, and Ted Jones.

I should write for soap operas.

[quote=jonesescapee]Me and the ole lady were on the Ouija Board last night and Ted Jones kept appearing. Does this mean I need to go back and fulfil my life long obligation to the "FIRM"?[/quote]

I think I can help interpret this: I am not a Psychic-but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

When you saw Ted, was he with his favorite horse, Chester? Was he giving Chester some carrots? If he was, then you need to go back to Jones. He's still offering carrots to those he can ride.

Now, if he was with his dogs- well that's different.

Muny

He was actually with a sheep

One thing I will say about Jones is that it wasn't screwed up while Ted was around. He was actually ahead of his time. The old guard has just gotten hung up on Ted and STAYED in Ted's time. And they got greedy, too...

Ted Jones would turn over in his grave at the thought of turning over a $20-30 million office to a transfer broker, while a hard-working risk taker who started from scratch, who has proven him/herself to be ethical and reliable, worked long hours, and volunteered on behalf of the firm was passed over so the firm could meet its “growth goal”.  And, you damn sure know I’m right, Weddle.