Relationships with opposite gender FAs
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I have been getting hit on heavily by a female FA - which is tempting. Anyone been burned by this?
LOL...what the -----?!!! I thought you were DIY...you actually have an advisor?
Hell no! Maybe I should do this out of principle and "stick it" to her for my Boglehead brethern!
And no, I don't have an advisor. I was tinkering around in my living room during that blizzard on the East coast the other week. Totally snowed in, so I couldn't walk to the Commune that day.
Anyway there was a rap-tap-tap at my front door and I was suprised to find a fridged bundled up FA who recently opened an office in the area and "wanted to meet her neighbors". The blizzard was still full on so I invited her in to warm up next to the fire.
Unbundled, she had a rocking body. She went into a presentation on investments and savings, but added real emphasis to the words "long", "recurring", "personal", "assest", and "cock" during the conversation - which I was impressed that she was able to work the word "cock" into it.
Anyways, she sends me an email once in a while and asked if she can call me when she "has a good idea". Late last night, I recieved a call from her. She told me that she had a "good idea" and heard I have a "hot tip" and she knows where I can stick it.
Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye.
[quote=LA Broker]
Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye.
[/quote] I don't plan to keep this up for 5 years.
Go back to trying to sell your golf thingy.
Don’t you have the same issue with Dudes in you cubicle? Oh…you welcome it, thats right.