[quote=howboutshoeshine][quote=mlgone]u went to a bank BECAUSE U ARE A LOSSSSSERR.

THEY OWN UR BOOK DUMBA**

I was there when the BOA people came in and had a checklist of BANK products MY clients had. Read the writing on the wall ITS OVER. U HAVE NO VALUE.

SALARY IN 1 YEAR

[quote=SometimesNowhere][quote=howboutshoeshine][quote=mlgone]u went to a bank BECAUSE U ARE A LOSSSSSERR.

THEY OWN UR BOOK DUMBA**

I was there when the BOA people came in and had a checklist of BANK products MY clients had. Read the writing on the wall ITS OVER. U HAVE NO VALUE.

SALARY IN 1 YEAR

The reason is… you are comfortable being fed like a cow. You like "Management giving you an hour long weekly commercial of products to sell their clients to generate revenue. This all coming from a manager who’s never made a mortgage payment from a commission check. You like going to worthless meetings because then you don’t have to work. You like the idea of being a slave. Forget about an entrepreneurial spirit, or acting like a Rhino vs a cow.



The Bank is a perfect fit for you. I like my odds in the jungle competing against a cow



Priceless, and the end.

I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news to all you “brokers” out there, but with BAI brokers bringing their huge books of business (admittedly, were padded by bank referrals for years) to a wirehouse platform complete with top notch technology…well, they (we) will put all these legacy ML and other legacy wirehouse guys on notice starting Oct. 26th.

MSSB, UBS–get ready to have accounts ripped out from underneath you because if we can do $800k (60% annuitized managed money, not L-share annuities) in production with bank brokerage tools and platform, just imagine what we will do beginning the 26th.

you boys are all very good comedians with the quick one liners and all (quite entertaining actually), but I noticed a lot of postings during market hours which I imagine can’t be good for buisiness…let me guess, you’ve all funded enough Roths and $100 PIPs to take it easy for a few days??



In the meantime, I signed ACATs for $570k and $1.2M today. New clients are very happy to be at Merrill…I mean, the bank (I mean, Merrill).

What did you have two people who moved branches?

[quote=thenewbull] I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news to all you “brokers” out there, but with BAI brokers bringing their huge books of business (admittedly, were padded by bank referrals for years) to a wirehouse platform complete with top notch technology…well, they (we) will put all these legacy ML and other legacy wirehouse guys on notice starting Oct. 26th.



MSSB, UBS–get ready to have accounts ripped out from underneath you because if we can do $800k (60% annuitized managed money, not L-share annuities) in production with bank brokerage tools and platform, just imagine what we will do beginning the 26th.[/quote]



Aslong as you pay me back my taxes, i don’t care if you play in a bath tub full of duckies.

[quote=thenewbull] you boys are all very good comedians with the quick one liners and all (quite entertaining actually), but I noticed a lot of postings during market hours which I imagine can’t be good for buisiness…let me guess, you’ve all funded enough Roths and $100 PIPs to take it easy for a few days??



In the meantime, I signed ACATs for $570k and $1.2M today. New clients are very happy to be at Merrill…I mean, the bank (I mean, Merrill).



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Congrats!



Although, I’ve been able to move $10M out of my old firm in the last 30 days and my payout is now 3 times yours.



Not trying to be a jerk, but you should realize that you are working very hard to give most of that money to Merrill. So you moved a total of $1.77M which is pretty nice, but I only have to move 1/3 of that to make the same.

he’s too dumb to do the math

[quote=thenewbull] you boys are all very good comedians with the quick one liners and all (quite entertaining actually), but I noticed a lot of postings during market hours which I imagine can’t be good for buisiness…let me guess, you’ve all funded enough Roths and $100 PIPs to take it easy for a few days??



In the meantime, I signed ACATs for $570k and $1.2M today. New clients are very happy to be at Merrill…I mean, the bank (I mean, Merrill).



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Unlikely. My guess is that if a study were done about the numbers advisors lie about the most, I would guess that $570k and $1.2M are the numbers most frequently lied about.



Quit posting Sallie. Some guys on here bashed you. I thought you were kind of hot. I’m sorry they bashed you, go back to trying to recruit some new blood. Somewhere else.

The new bull what a kick

[quote=thenewbull] you boys are all very good comedians with the quick one liners and all (quite entertaining actually), but I noticed a lot of postings during market hours which I imagine can’t be good for buisiness…let me guess, you’ve all funded enough Roths and $100 PIPs to take it easy for a few days??



In the meantime, I signed ACATs for $570k and $1.2M today. New clients are very happy to be at Merrill…I mean, the bank (I mean, Merrill).



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Thats impressive, banker bithc.



Do you have one of those little CD rate sheets to hand out?

[quote=thenewbull] you boys are all very good comedians with the quick one liners and all (quite entertaining actually), but I noticed a lot of postings during market hours which I imagine can’t be good for buisiness…let me guess, you’ve all funded enough Roths and $100 PIPs to take it easy for a few days??



In the meantime, I signed ACATs for $570k and $1.2M today. New clients are very happy to be at Merrill…I mean, the bank (I mean, Merrill).



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Funny. I posted during market hours, but I have larger accounts transferring in and more of them. Shut your face TARP boy…everyone on this forum owns you, literally. If you pay off my mortgage, well call it even.

[quote=Ronnie Dobbs] [quote=thenewbull]

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Funny. I posted during market hours, but I have larger accounts transferring in and more of them. Shut your face TARP boy…everyone on this forum owns you, literally. If you pay off my mortgage, well call it even.[/quote]



TARP boy   funny



Hey tarp boy, do you wear those little bank pussy lapel pins like the tellers?



Like a little WFC stage coach



or



"Ask me about our bonus checking"

I could be wrong, but don’t the BAI guys get the new grid at ML?  If so, it would be pretty hard to make 3x as much as anybody there (assuming no penalty box).

Lest ye forget that Merrill Lynch no longer exists.  Those former ML guys are now employees of BofA.  It will sink in when they get their first pay stub. 

I think you missed the point. 

Actually, I was replying to the guy before you.  There is no debating that the OP is a jacka$$. 

What is OP?

I have been transitioned to a ML office and it has been the worst transition. Phones are a problem compter programs and platforms are not comaptiable. It is my opinion, while people suggest that ML is in for a rude awakening, it is clearly obvious to me that nothing is changing for ML brokers. We have been absorbed and the bank could care less about our clients. All of our Fund Strat accounts are going to be downgraded to fund advised unless we switch them to ML managed fund portfolios. I have never seen BAC get more bitch slapped until ML came along. They are literally getting sh*t on like seniors picking on freshman. It is almost funny to watch. Guys like Frank Kulach are getting castrated and will be looking for a job in a couple months.    Again it is my opinion that any policy or business decision is now all about how ML does. I have not seen BAC implemet one management decision at all.