email at EJ is a joke. After you read the list of what you CAN’T do with it, theres not much left you can do.   

Do you suppose that there will be a new charge on the P&L statement for email?..... say 3 or 4 hundred bucks per month.

Maybe they can find another way to pull 1300.00 out of you butt–they will probably require you to get their own PDA for 2000.00/month

I forgot…“BUY AND HOLD” includes the 1970 satellite system all the branches have. I wonder if the satellite system was an A share purchase at Radio Shack.

You’ll probably have to pay for the contracted IT guy’s health insurance while he’s working on the Commodore’s, too.

Success do you have conversations with yourself often?

When you leave eval grad you are given a basket of rocks and a chisel. Your e-mail is only limited by how far you can throw.

[quote=Devoted SA]When you leave eval grad you are given a basket of rocks and a chisel. Your e-mail is only limited by how far you can throw.[/quote]

If I were a sales assistant, I wouldn't throw stones... pun intended.

Riggggght. Thanks for uh “keepin it real” dude I totally forgot my place for a minute there. Whew what was I thinking?

Some funny witty posts!  Good laughs. 

Did anyone see that new EDJ commercial?  It is set to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies.  They'er using Tammy Fay and Jim Baker as spokespersons since they have more credibility than anyone working at the home office.  lol  

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Did anyone see that new EDJ commercial?  It is set to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies.  They'er using Tammy Fay and Jim Baker as spokespersons since they have more credibility than anyone working at the home office.  lol  

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Funny!!!  Almost blew Pepsi through my nose.

Noggin slapped Devoted SA back into her place by saying "If I were a sales assistant, I wouldn't throw stones- pun intended".

So let me ask you Noggin- just what DID you do last year when the EDJ Satellite died and you couldn't work for a week because Jones was scrambling around trying to re-point all those satellite dishes at the new 'star'?  To the best of my knowledge, no other B/D firm has ever been out of business for a week due to a 'technical difficulty'.

Hey, the GP of Tecn makes close to $6 million per year. System must be

state of the art.

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Noggin slapped Devoted SA back into her place by saying "If I were a sales assistant, I wouldn't throw stones- pun intended".

So let me ask you Noggin- just what DID you do last year when the EDJ Satellite died and you couldn't work for a week because Jones was scrambling around trying to re-point all those satellite dishes at the new 'star'?  To the best of my knowledge, no other B/D firm has ever been out of business for a week due to a 'technical difficulty'.

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Munytalks- I wasn't out of business a week.

[quote=Devoted SA]Riggggght. Thanks for uh "keepin it real" dude I totally forgot my place for a minute there. Whew what was I thinking?[/quote]

If memory serves me correct you were the one that doesn't even know the difference between a L Share VA and an A share VA. I guess I know why you are a SA......

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Noggin slapped Devoted SA back into her place by saying "If I were a sales assistant, I wouldn't throw stones- pun intended".

So let me ask you Noggin- just what DID you do last year when the EDJ Satellite died and you couldn't work for a week because Jones was scrambling around trying to re-point all those satellite dishes at the new 'star'?  To the best of my knowledge, no other B/D firm has ever been out of business for a week due to a 'technical difficulty'.

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Munytalks- I wasn't out of business a week.

Noggin, you just gave yourself away.  If you were one of the first guys back up, then you can't possibly be any farther up the food-chain than Segment 2.

[quote=noggin]If memory serves me correct you were the one that doesn't even know the difference between a L Share VA and an A share VA. I guess I know why you are a SA......[/quote]

noggin,

My memory is correct and YOU were asking about leaving jonestown. So how come the change of heart?  Size does matter?

[quote=Soothsayer][quote=noggin][quote=munytalks]

Noggin slapped Devoted SA back into her place by saying "If I were a sales assistant, I wouldn't throw stones- pun intended".

So let me ask you Noggin- just what DID you do last year when the EDJ Satellite died and you couldn't work for a week because Jones was scrambling around trying to re-point all those satellite dishes at the new 'star'?  To the best of my knowledge, no other B/D firm has ever been out of business for a week due to a 'technical difficulty'.

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Munytalks- I wasn't out of business a week.

Noggin, you just gave yourself away.  If you were one of the first guys back up, then you can't possibly be any farther up the food-chain than Segment 2.

Tell the Truth Sooth- wasn't that just about the biggest stroke of frickin' genious you ever saw?

I’ve had email for a few weeks now. It doesn’t work particularly well, however. There are no alerts to let you know that you have a new mail, and some failed broker sits in St Louis reading over your shoulder for every single one. I have sent about 6 emails to date…each one informing friends and colleagues that I have email and instructing them to never, ever send me an email. I am as unhappy with this new program and don’t get me started on Quote Monitor…the new one is simply horrendous. It takes almost 4 minutes to open, and that is no exaggeration.