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JackBlack you give me hope. I would want someone like you as my advisor. Can you imagine sitting down across from Morphius? Man I bet that’s a meeting in the twilight zone.
Can anybody imagine sitting down with BiLo as your advisor?
Client: BiLo. I need some advice. BiLo: That's great, I'd love to give it to you. But first I need you to do some research on these stocks so that I can make a recommendation to you. Do you know anybody who uses Morningstar advisor? I'm sure that could help. Do YOU know how to use Morningstar advisor? Maybe you could help me to help you out. Client: Um, I was hoping you would come up with that stuff and tell me how to invest my money. BiLo: Let me get back to you - if you can't help me, I'll go ask some of the guys on the Registered Rep forums. If they are not being pains today, I might be able to get some good info.JackBlack you give me hope. I would want someone like you as my advisor. Can you imagine sitting down across from Morphius? Man I bet that’s a meeting in the twilight zone.
You continue to amaze.
You certainly NEED a financial advisor, since you are so clueless yourself. So clueless that your idea of a good advisor is simply someone who can input data into Morningstar software and print out the pretty charts that it generates. But even that would be an improvement over what you must provide your poor clients - rank, unadulturated ignorance.
And speaking of clients, you would never make the cut to become one of my clients, so you can only continue to fantasize about what it might be like to sit down with an experienced advisor like me in a client meeting. Although I don’t doubt that based on your pathetic experience and knowledge it probably WOULD make you feel like you had entered an entirely different dimension.
Keep digging, little boy. You got nothing else going for you.