I’m waiting for someone to set the over/under on his new identity. I’ll start it off with lasting no more than 2 months.

Why are you waiting…why don’t you do it yourself?  WHat is over/under?  Why would he last only two months.   

A betting line. You either bet over 2 months or under. Why would he last only 2 months? Well, it seems he usually gets kicked off and has to change his handle. Does that help at all?

Well it went pretty good.  I was there early.  When we sat down he ordered a bourbon for himself and I ordered iced tea.

I didn't even let the conversation get going without bringing up my problem.  I explained that I heard a story that I thought made a lot of sense and bought him some shares.

He asked, "I like that you have my best interest at heart. How are they doing?"

I told him that they were down about 5% but that I had sold 1,500 of them to cut his loss off before it got worse.

He asked why I wanted to do that, if I thought it was a good idea two weeks ago why should I change my mind now.  I told him because I had not talked to him about it.

He said, "Well, now you have and I want you to buy back the 1,500 shares.  If it was a good idea two weeks ago it is still a good idea."

He told me that he never expected me to talk to him about everything I hear.

I showed him the envelope of cash I had and he said, "Put that away you never know when you'll get mugged in this place" then let out a hearty laugh.

He really can put people at ease.  We had a nice lunch and he showed me pictures of a Blue Marlin that he caught down in Florida.

I am bullet proof.  I rule the world.  I will never tempt the odds again.

Something else.  Money is all relative.  If you do not have much $6,000 or so can seem like a fortune.

But if you go to Florida for a month so you can go fishing for Blue Marlin it is not really that much money.

I wonder if vets make that much money.  Maybe his parents had money he is old enough that his parents are probably dead.

It is incredble hulk incarnate!  I miss that guy!

What is really pathetic is that this person has NOTHING better to do with his/her life than to play on these boards.....

HACK....

So you work in Florida…GunnAllen, I presume?

2 things:

1.  I will take the overs, Put is usually pretty good at first on a new ID, and gets gradually more obnoxious.  Also, the moderators seem to be willing to tolerate alot of obnoxious behavior before they act, I actually thought he had been much worse in the past than he was the last few weeks.

2.  I find the "pompous blowhard" more entertaining than the "too stupid to be real" personality.  I never thought I would say it, but after skimming this thread I was disappointed to not have NASD Newbie slap this kid for being a discrace to the industry and an example of why kids today are lazy idiots, etc.  Incredble Hulk got old alot faster than NASD did.

[quote=P G D M]He really can put people at ease.  We had a nice lunch and he showed me pictures of a Blue Marlin that he caught down in Florida.

I am bullet proof.  I rule the world.  I will never tempt the odds again.

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...Nasty Put Easy, you almost have a journalistic talent...

this was a terrific thread and it amazed me how many people believed this guy from the very beginning.  some one would have to:

1) be intelligent to take the series tests and initially comprehend all the rules & regulations

&

2) become mentally retarded soon afterwards and forget all rules & regs learned in #1

to seriously break all these laws and then DOCUMENT their offenses in such (fantastic) detail online!

awesome hoax though!