Are ML reps now considered bank reps

Jun 13, 2009 10:55 pm

Now that Merrill Lynch is part of BAC, I think it appropriate that we treat ML brokers like we do bank brokers and rag them until they cry.

Jun 14, 2009 1:16 am

Wow. You have clients?

Jun 14, 2009 1:19 am

Not many.  Clients suck.  It’s better to have advisors who have clients.  Posting on message boards is more fun for me.

   
Jun 14, 2009 1:23 am

[quote=Moraen]Not many.  Clients suck.  It’s better to have advisors who have clients.  Posting on message boards is more fun for me.

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Please... If that were the case, you would be worrying about your job like ANY manager who brings no value to the brokerage equation and is an expense to the company.

Sleep well...
Jun 14, 2009 1:28 am

Except that I own my own company.  Don’t need to worry about my job because I’m not an employee. 

   
Jun 14, 2009 1:29 am

I smell your chit from here

Get back to the phones… better yet -go knock on some doors

Jun 14, 2009 1:34 am

Keep taking it from the man employee!
Jun 14, 2009 1:39 am



Keep expecting your ‘company’ will stay afloat

I give you 12 more months and you’ll be beggin Jones for your name-tag again

Jun 14, 2009 1:43 am

Really?  I’ll let you know how it goes.

  My company doesn't have any debt, didn't have to get bailed out and has a diversified model. 
It's easy to stay afloat when you have half a brain and a desire to not be somebody else's bitch.   You know, like you, except for the desire not to be somebody else's bitch.
Jun 14, 2009 1:58 am

[quote=Moraen]Really?  I’ll let you know how it goes.

My company doesn't have any debt, didn't have to get bailed out and has a diversified model. 
It's easy to stay afloat when you have half a brain and a desire to not be somebody else's bitch. [/quote]

I'd be surprised if any lemonade stands required TARP funds or were in debt.
Jun 14, 2009 2:01 am

me too.  it’s nice to know my kid’s business has a stronger balance sheet than the company you work for.

Jun 14, 2009 2:16 am

[quote=iceco1d]Not to interrupt this pi$$ing match, but not only is Moraen owning you guys pretty good in this thread…but I can also verify he’s legit and not bsing you.  [/quote]

He’s drunk.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Jun 14, 2009 2:18 am
buyandhold:

[quote=iceco1d]Not to interrupt this pi$$ing match, but not only is Moraen owning you guys pretty good in this thread…but I can also verify he’s legit and not bsing you.  [/quote]

He’s drunk.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

You say that as if he sobered up
Jun 14, 2009 2:23 am

Why rag anybody making an honest living? There is always somebody out there with a bigger John Hanc*** than you.

Jun 14, 2009 2:28 am

Change the name of this thread to.

  Everyone come in and act 14.
Jun 14, 2009 2:30 am

B & H - LOL - you know me so well!

Jun 14, 2009 2:46 am

[quote=Moraen]me too.  it’s nice to know my kid’s business has a stronger balance sheet than the company you work for.[/quote]

Don’t lie to yourself, he’s not actually your kid.

/I don’t have a stake in this either way, I just enjoy the insults.

Jun 14, 2009 3:06 am

[quote=someonewouldntexpect]

[quote=Moraen]Really?  I’ll let you know how it goes.

My company doesn't have any debt, didn't have to get bailed out and has a diversified model. 
It's easy to stay afloat when you have half a brain and a desire to not be somebody else's bitch. [/quote]

I'd be surprised if any lemonade stands required TARP funds or were in debt.
[/quote]

How much money did your employer need in government aid to stay in business?
Jun 14, 2009 4:37 am

[quote=HymanRoth]

[quote=someonewouldntexpect]

[quote=Moraen]Really?  I’ll let you know how it goes.

My company doesn't have any debt, didn't have to get bailed out and has a diversified model. 
It's easy to stay afloat when you have half a brain and a desire to not be somebody else's bitch. [/quote]

I'd be surprised if any lemonade stands required TARP funds or were in debt.
[/quote]

How much money did your employer need in government aid to stay in business?
[/quote]

$0.
Jun 14, 2009 6:08 am

Edward Jones is the best.



Edward Jones sucks.

Jun 14, 2009 12:53 pm

Back to the topic…ML brokers should be considered as assholes, regardless. 

Jun 14, 2009 1:09 pm

Jun 15, 2009 12:32 am

[quote=iceco1d]Not to interrupt this pi$$ing match, but not only is Moraen owning you guys pretty good in this thread…but I can also verify he’s legit and not bsing you.  [/quote]

I guess you are one of his 'brokers’


Way to STICK it to us.





Jun 15, 2009 12:39 am

this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

Jun 15, 2009 3:00 am

[quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote]



I second the motion.



PS Technically every wirehouse FA is a “bank broker.”
Jun 15, 2009 2:03 pm

[quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote]



You apparently haven’t read many threads here.



P.S. - Chazzy - RIA’s don’t have brokers. Dumbass.



Jun 15, 2009 5:48 pm

[quote=Moraen] [quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote]

You apparently haven't read many threads here.

P.S. - Chazzy - RIA's don't have brokers. Dumbass.

[/quote]   Moraen, er Moron, apparently you cant decide what you do. Didnt you say this in your childish drunken stupor Sat night:   "Not many.  Clients suck.  It's better to have advisors who have clients.  Posting on message boards is more fun for me. "     Get a clue
Jun 15, 2009 5:54 pm

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Jun 15, 2009 6:27 pm
wind3574:

How much money did your employer need in government aid to stay in business?

I asked for $140 to buy myself a new moped, but Bamanamana didn’t approve it. Maybe next time i’ll ask for a lifetime supply of cheetos, and then give them to everyone here. That’s considered charity right?

    Funny ass clown
Jun 15, 2009 6:33 pm

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Jun 15, 2009 6:35 pm
Ron 14:

[quote=wind3574]How much money did your employer need in government aid to stay in business?

I asked for $140 to buy myself a new moped, but Bamanamana didn’t approve it. Maybe next time i’ll ask for a lifetime supply of cheetos, and then give them to everyone here. That’s considered charity right?

    Funny ass clown [/quote]   You see Ron, without punctuation I don't know how to read that...   It could be a sarcastic aside: Funny, assclown.   Or a remark on physical appearance: Funny ass, clown.   Or it could be three seperate thoughts, as if you are pointing out three different things out your window: (Point) Funny. (Point) Ass. (Point) Clown.   See? There is too much nuance!
Jun 15, 2009 7:05 pm

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Jun 15, 2009 7:25 pm

[quote=Chazzy] [quote=Moraen] [quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote] You apparently haven’t read many threads here. P.S. - Chazzy - RIA’s don’t have brokers. Dumbass. [/quote]



Moraen, er Moron, apparently you cant decide what you do. Didnt you say this in your childish drunken stupor Sat night:



"Not many. Clients suck. It’s better to have advisors who have clients. Posting on message boards is more fun for me. "





Get a clue [/quote]



Chazzy - read the post again. What does it say? It’s better to have advisors who have clients. Not brokers. There is a difference between advisors and brokers. I have advisors, not brokers.



How the hell did you get hired?
Jun 15, 2009 7:38 pm
SometimesNowhere:

[quote=Ron 14][quote=wind3574]How much money did your employer need in government aid to stay in business?

I asked for $140 to buy myself a new moped, but Bamanamana didn’t approve it. Maybe next time i’ll ask for a lifetime supply of cheetos, and then give them to everyone here. That’s considered charity right?

    Funny ass clown [/quote]   You see Ron, without punctuation I don't know how to read that...   It could be a sarcastic aside: Funny, assclown.   Or a remark on physical appearance: Funny ass, clown.   Or it could be three seperate thoughts, as if you are pointing out three different things out your window: (Point) Funny. (Point) Ass. (Point) Clown.   See? There is too much nuance![/quote]   Well put, LOL. What I was meaning to say was Funny, assclown.
Jun 16, 2009 1:25 am
iceco1d:

Not to interrupt this pi$$ing match, but not only is Moraen owning you guys pretty good in this thread…but I can also verify he’s legit and not bsing you.



Really? Because in my experience, I've always found that the true winners in life didn't have to boast about their successes. Boasting about them to an Internet message board is truly a new category of immodesty.
Jun 16, 2009 2:00 am

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Jun 16, 2009 2:01 am

[quote=Moraen] [quote=Chazzy] [quote=Moraen] [quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote] You apparently haven’t read many threads here. P.S. - Chazzy - RIA’s don’t have brokers. Dumbass. [/quote]

 

Moraen, er Moron, apparently you cant decide what you do. Didnt you say this in your childish drunken stupor Sat night:

 

"Not many.  Clients suck.  It’s better to have advisors who have clients.  Posting on message boards is more fun for me. "

 

 

Get a clue [/quote]



Chazzy - read the post again. What does it say? It’s better to have advisors who have clients. Not brokers. There is a difference between advisors and brokers. I have advisors, not brokers.



How the hell did you get hired?[/quote]


You see Moron, Im not dumb enough to think you or any of your ‘advisors’ are different than a broker.

Give it a rest a$$hole. I am well aware of the definitions and Ive read your posts thoroughly. You came from EDWARD JONES FGS. You make money by offering advice/products to clients that think you are their BROKER no matter WHAT you think. You chit DOES stink and your clients DID lose money the past year. Advisor/Broker/Financial Consultant/ FA/ whateverthehellmakesyoufeelgoodtocallyourself - I say you are FOS idiot either way


I know you will feel the need to respond by saying ‘I answer to myself’, ‘no corp bs’, ‘i make more money than you’, ‘my clients are better served’, ‘Chazzy is a dumbass (all your other indy buddies will chime in too)’, blah fuggin blah blah blah…

Your busines must be THRIVING to have to pound your chest on an anonymous MB about how great you are

cheers fluckface




Jun 16, 2009 2:14 am

Moron is the drunk puppet master of this ridiculous thread.  Now we have Wind cussing and quoting Eminem and Paracelsus in the same message.  Awesome…I’m so proud to have chosen the same career path as these mental giants.

Jun 16, 2009 2:20 am

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Jun 16, 2009 3:14 am

Sellout, did you know Wind played with some world famous bands ? Tell him Wind, tell him !!

Jun 16, 2009 3:36 am

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Jun 16, 2009 12:39 pm

[quote=Chazzy]



[quote=Moraen] [quote=Chazzy] [quote=Moraen] [quote=A b] this is the dumbest MF thread in RR forum history.

[/quote] You apparently haven’t read many threads here. P.S. - Chazzy - RIA’s don’t have brokers. Dumbass. [/quote]



Moraen, er Moron, apparently you cant decide what you do. Didnt you say this in your childish drunken stupor Sat night:



"Not many. Clients suck. It’s better to have advisors who have clients. Posting on message boards is more fun for me. "





Get a clue [/quote]







Chazzy - read the post again. What does it say? It’s better to have advisors who have clients. Not brokers. There is a difference between advisors and brokers. I have advisors, not brokers.



How the hell did you get hired?[/quote]You see Moron, Im not dumb enough to think you or any of your ‘advisors’ are different than a broker.Give it a rest a$$hole. I am well aware of the definitions and Ive read your posts thoroughly. You came from EDWARD JONES FGS. You make money by offering advice/products to clients that think you are their BROKER no matter WHAT you think. You chit DOES stink and your clients DID lose money the past year. Advisor/Broker/Financial Consultant/ FA/ whateverthehellmakesyoufeelgoodtocallyourself - I say you are FOS idiot either wayI know you will feel the need to respond by saying ‘I answer to myself’, ‘no corp bs’, ‘i make more money than you’, ‘my clients are better served’, ‘Chazzy is a dumbass (all your other indy buddies will chime in too)’, blah fuggin blah blah blah…Your busines must be THRIVING to have to pound your chest on an anonymous MB about how great you arecheers fluckface[/quote]





Wow. If I cared about your feelings, I’d be sorry that I hurt them. Love you.