Shut the fu@@ up put

Jun 11, 2005 1:36 pm

Everyone who posts regularly knows this giant tit calling himself Put Trader...trust me ....the best way to get him to shelve his journalistic career on this site is to ignore all his posts, his replies, his 'advice', his blatant racist views etc etc...

Like a fish out of water, he will very quickly start to squirm when no one responds, and hopefully with every post from him, his fingers will  tire more and more, until one day those fingers will come to a grinding halt and Put will gradually realise what his opinions are worth...................jack sh*t.

Jun 11, 2005 1:54 pm

[quote=dancethedrink]

Everyone who posts regularly knows this giant tit calling himself Put Trader...trust me ....the best way to get him to shelve his journalistic career on this site is to ignore all his posts, his replies, his 'advice', his blatant racist views etc etc...

Like a fish out of water, he will very quickly start to squirm when no one responds, and hopefully with every post from him, his fingers will  tire more and more, until one day those fingers will come to a grinding halt and Put will gradually realise what his opinions are worth...................jack sh*t.

[/quote]

What did I say that caused this poor soul to go 'round the bend?
Jun 11, 2005 1:56 pm

Good call, Dance.

Put rarely knows what he's talking about (look to his understanding of percentiles), and almost never dispenses anything approaching good advice.

Jun 11, 2005 6:17 pm

Maybe if we just talk about him like he's not here and refuse to respond to his posts?

Seriously, though, while I find Put to be a bigot, and often representative of the bloated overhead and bureacracy which I've not left behind, now and then he has something useful to say.....so maybe we find a way to keep him around...

Jun 13, 2005 5:20 pm

Why does that jerk come here anyway?  I never read his material as it is usually negative and self serving.  I think he should PUT UP and SHUT UP.  Or just go study for the 7 again so he can score a 90.

Can you imagine what kind of customer would go to a talking head like Put?  That actually might be fun, to imagine Put's customers. 

. .. heard Put's customers are so low that they play handball against the curb.  Have you heard anything about his customers????

Jun 13, 2005 6:14 pm

[quote=maybeeeeeeee]

Why does that jerk come here anyway?  I
never read his material as it is usually negative and self
serving.  I think he should PUT UP and SHUT UP.  Or just go
study for the 7 again so he can score a 90.

[/quote]



Let me see if I have this right.



You never read what I have to say, but you respond to everything that I say?
Jun 14, 2005 3:22 am

Put doesn’t have any customers, never did that’s why he is in management!!

Jun 14, 2005 4:37 am

[quote=Put Trader]

[quote=maybeeeeeeee]

Why does that jerk come here anyway?  I
never read his material as it is usually negative and self
serving.  I think he should PUT UP and SHUT UP.  Or just go
study for the 7 again so he can score a 90.

[/quote]



Let me see if I have this right.



You never read what I have to say, but you respond to everything that I say?

[/quote]



hmmmm…ya gotta point there Put-me-boy…
Jun 16, 2005 6:37 pm

It is really too bad that this forum, which could provide help to many people, is dominated by a loser like Put.  Those who can DO, those who can't?  Ask Put, he knows.

Jun 17, 2005 1:19 pm

. . . just keeping this topic active. 

Hi Put.

Jun 20, 2005 1:34 pm

Maybe the mods/owners of the board can add an “ignore” function to the board?



Makes it easier to ignore people when you can choose to have certain people’s posts not even appear!

Jul 8, 2005 4:27 am

hey put look at what i found? boy, a lot of peope sure do hate you…

Jul 8, 2005 4:29 pm

Put is a lonely loser who needs to come to this forum constantly because he has nowhere else to go and nothing to do - - -and noone to do it with.  He has no friends and no family.  No clients either.  Just Put, a bottle and a keyboard.  Please show him some mercy.

Jul 10, 2005 9:53 pm

I have to agree, he's retarded.

I bet he's the kid that got beat up on the playground.

Jul 12, 2005 2:57 pm

Oh, absolutely.  Put Trader advanced to the highest level of wedgie none.  The necklace.  Where the elastic rips off and is strung around his neck.

That is why he comes here to vent.  Pathetic little man.

Jul 12, 2005 5:58 pm

[quote=maybeeeeeeee]Oh, absolutely.  Put Trader advanced to the highest level of wedgie none.  The necklace.  Where the elastic rips off and is strung around his neck.

That is why he comes here to vent.  Pathetic little man.[/quote]

I'm laughing so hard....I can just see put boy with his chones band, color: dingy yellow, around his scrawny neck.

Jul 13, 2005 2:12 am

I have to say that I would feel sorry for Putz in the same way as I would feel bad about a rat that I had just trodden on -you know, a little bad about the fact that I got such a thrill from the kill, ...............however this peckerbreath is a self proclaimed bigot, a racist and openly so - which cannot be discounted nor pitied - it putrifies everything this colossal c*ck has to offer by way of advice to those new to the industry........please rest assured, that whilst our chosen profession never chose us, most of us that choose this profession are decent, hardworking, non racist pleasant people with a strong desire to prove to themselves and their clients that their financial advice, knowledge and wisdom will stand the test of time, riding through the peaks and troughs of the recessions and bull markets and to give their clients a retirement portfolio worthy of any fees and/or commissions that got them there........

Jul 13, 2005 10:26 am

[quote=dancethedrink]

I have to say that I would feel sorry

for Putz in the same way as I would feel bad about a rat that

I had just trodden on -you know, a little bad about the fact that

I got such a thrill from the kill, …however this

peckerbreath is a self proclaimed bigot, a racist and openly so

- which cannot be discounted nor pitied - it putrifies

everything this colossal cock has to offer by way of advice to those

new to the industry…please rest assured, that whilst our chosen

profession never chose us, most of us that choose this profession

are decent, hardworking, non racist pleasant people with a strong

desire to prove to themselves and their clients that their financial

advice, knowledge and wisdom will stand the test of time, riding

through the peaks and troughs of the recessions and bull markets and to

give their clients a retirement portfolio worthy of any fees and/or

commissions that got them there…

[/quote]



Brings a tear to the eye, why if I turn down the early morning biz reports I think I can hear music.



You’re an adult now son. Time to put away the childish drivel and

face reality. Weenies who whine that their biggest quality is

that they are decent have a snow ball’s chance in hell of making it in

the long run.



You listed that you were decent and–now get this–a non-racist as your

qualifications. What about smart, EDUCATED, well trained,

knowledgeable?



Where does being “Decent” come into the equation? Your job is to

make 500 phone calls in an attempt to find twenty people who MIGHT,

just might, be interested in hearing what you have to say. Of the

twenty who MIGHT listen, five will. Of the five who listen none

of them will actually open an account–so you’ll have to call 500

more…repeat till somebody actually opens an account.



The world is littered with “Decent” people who didn’t amount to a hill of beans.



As for your other qualification–I can hear it now. Mr. and Mrs.

Johnson you should do business with me because I am a "non-racist."



That’s swell, keen even. But it means absolutely nothing.

how does going into Bed

Sty and standing on a street corner screaming, "I love all of you"

result in an ACAT?



Let me tell you something. Those of us who are willing to “say it

like it is” are no more racists than Bill Cosby and Chris Rock are

racists. Just the other day somebody in the office was replaying

a downloaded audio file of Chris Rock’s legendary–and very

insightful–“Niggaz or Black People” routine. It had everybody in

the room rollling on the floor–is it racism to laugh at a Negro

mocking Negroes?



How about what Bill Cosby has to say? Is that racism?



In any case, it is sophomoric thinking raised to an art form if you

believe that what a man or woman believes cannot be compartmentalized.



Suppose you encountered a real racist–somebody like that black guy who

killed white women because they had blue eyes and blond hair.

Further suppose he had been a financial advisor. How would his

hatred of blue eyed, blond, women have prevented him from being a great

salesman and even an assute investor?



When your emotional age gets beyond puberty you’ll understand that our

lives are actually a collection of separate lives. In New York

lots of people have “three lives.”   They have their “real

life” which is their family, church, social friends.



Then they have their “bus family” which is the group of people with

whom they commute–lots and lots of people ride buses for an hour or

more each way every day. Often the bus family thinks you are

something that you are not–perhaps your son is in jail in your real

life, but in your bus life your son is a doctor in another state.



Then there’s your “Office Family” which is yet a third life–because

you spend so much more time with them you’re going to necessarily

expose more of your real self than you will to your bus family, but far

less than you do to your spouse and really good friends.



Is it possible–JUST POSSIBLE–that somebody on the bus, or at work, would not know that you hated oysters?



How would your hatred of oysters be problematic on the bus or at work?



Nah, child, what matters in this life is not that you’re

decent–what matters is that you’re not a dumb-ass. And in your

little run on paragraph above your failure to include adjectives like

smart, educated, insightful, and decisive are the proof in the pudding

that you’re just another Wall Street reject.



You’re playing in the biggest of big leagues–85% fail.

Jul 14, 2005 12:52 pm

Put, don't you think other industries have failure rates.  You make it seem like is is SOOOOOO hard and only a few people can do it.  Yeah, so what.  If it was easy everyone would be doing it.  

You discourage people.  That is why people do not like you.  Everyone has the right to try.

Jul 14, 2005 1:02 pm

[quote=maybeeeeeeee]

Put, don’t you think other industries have
failure rates.  You make it seem like is is SOOOOOO hard and only
a few people can do it.  Yeah, so what.  If it was easy
everyone would be doing it.  

You discourage people.  That is why people do not like you.  Everyone has the right to try.

[/quote]

Why you sound just like a sixteen year old arguing with her father at the dinner table--I guess that's what is expected of an airhead girl, but that doesn't mean I have to accept it.

Tell me, honey, do you believe that you should be allowed to try to be a doctor--just becuase you want to and everybody has the right to try?

You're going to fail.  I know it, why is it wrong to tell you that before you even get going.  Would you not rather use the coming year or two doing something that does not result in failure?
Jul 14, 2005 7:58 pm

[quote=Put Trader] You're going to fail.  I know it, why is it wrong to tell you that before you even get going.  Would you not rather use the coming year or two doing something that does not result in failure? [/quote]

Just because you're a failed planner doesn't mean that everyone else will fail like you did, puttyndacrack.

Jul 14, 2005 8:09 pm

Just the other day somebody in the office was replaying
a downloaded audio file of Chris Rock's legendary--and very
insightful--"Niggaz or Black People" routine. It had everybody in
the room rollling on the floor--is it racism to laugh at a Negro
mocking Negroes?

Put...Indeed it is a sad state of affairs if you truly work in an office where brokers have nothing better to do than stand around listening to comedy. Wish I could relate, but as much as you post here, it's apparent you don't have much going on in your life anyway. Secondly, I don't know what kind of Human Resource training your firm requires but most wall street firms require their people complete an annual certification for sexual harrassment issues as well as racial, ethnicity & cultural issues and they don't approve of the use of the word "Niggaz" or any deviation of da word da the office. I completed my harrassment training this year...apparently you missed that class.

Jul 14, 2005 9:02 pm

[quote=Broker Fee]

I completed my harrassment training this year…apparently you missed that class.


[/quote]



Not only did I not miss those classes I was one of three who had to
endure eight of them in an effort to choose one to present to the boys
and girls in the firm.



In one of them I asked why Negroes standing at a corner waiting to
cross the street bounce around as if they were possessed with St. Vitus
Dance.  That did not seem to impress the expiditer, so when it
came time to choose somebody to present all that drivel she lost out.



Ya gotta be prepared to deal with the tough questions and the off the wall opinions.



The phrase “Niggaz and Black Folks” is the title of a Chris Rock
routine–if you’re not all gobbled up with political correctness it
will make you howl.



You do know Chris Rock, right?  Black guy.  Funny. 
Hosted the Academy Awards.  Got no use for Niggaz as he calls
them.  Know him?
Jul 14, 2005 10:30 pm

I'm very familiar with Chris Rock, long before he became a part of the main stream I was watching him on HBO & splitting a gut. My point was & remains that even as much as I like this comedian, his vulgar use of english & pronounced use of the word "Niggaz" is in no way appropriate for ANY brokerage office or any professional setting..no time no way no how. But with the twisted way you look at reality, I understand how you can justify it in your office but it will never be tolerated in mine.

Jul 14, 2005 10:44 pm

[quote=Broker Fee]

I’m very familiar with Chris Rock, long before
he became a part of the main stream I was watching him on HBO &
splitting a gut. My point was & remains that even as much as I like
this comedian, his vulgar use of english & pronounced use of the
word “Niggaz” is in no way appropriate for ANY brokerage office or any
professional setting…no time no way no how. But with the twisted way
you look at reality, I understand how you can justify it in your office
but it will never be tolerated in mine.

[/quote]



Why not?
Jul 14, 2005 11:09 pm

[quote=Put Trader] Not only did I not miss those classes I was one of three who had to endure eight of them in an effort to choose one to present to the boys and girls in the firm.[/quote]

The above is part lie, part truth. Pathological liars quickly learn to take a little truth and embellish with lies, in a vain effort to give them the appearance of telling the truth.

I have no doubts that puttyndacrack has been forced to attend EIGHT classes on sexual harassment in the workplace. Clearly, none of them "took" in his pea sized brain.

One can easily surmise that he's one of those fugly bastiges that harasses any woman within reach, because he's not going to attract the attention and affection of a normal woman, without him paying her for her time. Since he can't afford a call girl, he's forced to seek out his sexual gratifcation at his adult day care center, between bouts of rampant posting of more lies on this forum.

He's never had anything to do with the selection of said classes, because that would be akin to letting BTK teach a class to women on how to avoid becoming a victim of a serial killer.

Jul 15, 2005 1:17 pm

[quote=Broker Fee]Put...Indeed it is a sad state of affairs if you truly work in an office where brokers have nothing better to do than stand around listening to comedy. [/quote]

He doesn't work, he attends an adult day care center.

Jul 15, 2005 1:22 pm

[quote=Roger Thornhill]

[quote=Broker Fee]Put…Indeed it is a sad
state of affairs if you truly work in an office where brokers have
nothing better to do than stand around listening to comedy. [/quote]

He doesn't work, he attends an adult day care center.

[/quote]

This is a good opportunity for a message board veteran to discuss the emoticons, or whatever they call those smile faces, etc.

You will note that I never use them--and the reason is because I know when what I say is funny.  If the reader is not bright enough to pick up on the humor I don't care--they're not my audience.

I write for my fellow intelligent people and I don't need to use the equivalent of a laugh track or an "applause" sign to make my point.

A gag line is only effective when the writer lays it out there like a fly on the water.

Roger must think the reader is as dumb as he is or he too would not find it necessary to use emoticons.
Jul 15, 2005 1:24 pm

[quote=Put Trader] Roger must think the reader is as dumb as he is or he too would not find it necessary to use emoticons. [/quote]

I admit, I DO think that puttyndacrack is dumb.   

Jul 15, 2005 2:57 pm

[quote=Put Trader] [quote=Roger Thornhill]

[quote=Broker Fee]Put...Indeed it is a sad state of affairs if you truly work in an office where brokers have nothing better to do than stand around listening to comedy. [/quote]

He doesn't work, he attends an adult day care center.

[/quote]

This is a good opportunity for a message board veteran to discuss the emoticons, or whatever they call those smile faces, etc.

You will note that I never use them--and the reason is because I know when what I say is funny.  If the reader is not bright enough to pick up on the humor I don't care--they're not my audience.

I write for my fellow intelligent people and I don't need to use the equivalent of a laugh track or an "applause" sign to make my point.

A gag line is only effective when the writer lays it out there like a fly on the water.

Roger must think the reader is as dumb as he is or he too would not find it necessary to use emoticons.
[/quote]

What an idiot Put is.  He admits he is a "message board veteran" and he is proud of that.  What a fool.  Get back to work and make some money for your company.  You must be an anchor around their neck.

Jul 15, 2005 6:54 pm

[quote=Roger Thornhill]

[quote=Put Trader] Roger must think the reader is as dumb as he is or he too would not find it necessary to use emoticons. [/quote]

I admit, I DO think that puttyndacrack is dumb.   

[/quote]

     

Jul 15, 2005 8:22 pm

Nothing to say to this nimrod.



I just prefer to see my name listed all the way down the right hand column.

Jul 16, 2005 1:05 am

[quote=Put Trader]Nothing to say to this nimrod.I just prefer to see my name listed all the way down the right hand column. [/quote]


Since you're never going to have your name listed at a top producer at any firm, you might as well be the most productive troll.

Jul 20, 2005 6:27 pm

If would be different if there was any useful information in his posts.  They are just like huge self serving blogs.

IGNORE the fool.

Jul 20, 2005 7:15 pm

[quote=maybeeeeeeee]

If would be different if there was any useful information in his posts.  They are just like huge self serving blogs.

IGNORE the fool.

[/quote]

not needed his account is now listed as not active

or if you are from chicago - "he gone"

Jul 20, 2005 8:08 pm

[quote=Juiced6][quote=maybeeeeeeee]

If would be different if there was any useful information in his posts.  They are just like huge self serving blogs.

IGNORE the fool.

[/quote]

not needed his account is now listed as not active

[/quote]

Interesting. Where do you find that information?

Jul 20, 2005 9:18 pm

click on his profile

it should say account status a few lines down

also gone are roger & mojo and few others

this was also on topgun forums as well

Jul 20, 2005 9:20 pm

[quote=NeverShort][quote=Juiced6][quote=maybeeeeeeee]

If would be different if there was any useful information in his posts.  They are just like huge self serving blogs.

IGNORE the fool.

[/quote]

not needed his account is now listed as not active

[/quote]

Interesting. Where do you find that information?

[/quote]

Or you can always check the memberlist at the top of the page.

Jul 21, 2005 5:20 am

[quote=Juiced6]

click on his profile

it should say account status a few lines down

also gone are roger & mojo and few others

this was also on topgun forums as well

[/quote]

what was on topgun forums? 
Jul 21, 2005 6:09 am

Joe, still think I was right about Roger

Jul 21, 2005 4:58 pm

How in the world did they make Put inactive.  That is the best news I have had all day.  Is there a moderator in here somewhere???

Jul 21, 2005 5:02 pm

[quote=joedabrkr][quote=Juiced6]

click on his profile

it should say account status a few lines down

also gone are roger & mojo and few others

this was also on topgun forums as well

[/quote]

what was on topgun forums? [/quote]

they had a list of people who got booted on Put's thread on that forum - i believe it was in the battlefield section

Jul 21, 2005 5:54 pm

C'mon now.  Does anyone actually believe that ClerkBoy will actually be able to stay away?  A little wannabee like that will HAVE to be back under another name.  He won't be able to help himself.

Jul 21, 2005 7:00 pm

unless they got his IP address

but didnt he say he had a computer science degree?  i think he can figure it out.

Jul 21, 2005 7:05 pm

[quote=Indyone]

Joe, still think I was right about Roger

[/quote]



lol…i thought the same also in the beginning…



not saying i agree with everything he says, but he is bright…trust me…
Jul 21, 2005 7:14 pm

[quote=joedabrkr] [quote=Indyone]

Joe, still think I was right about Roger

[/quote]

lol.....i thought the same also in the beginning.....

not saying i agree with everything he says, but he is bright....trust me...
[/quote]

He wouldn't be the first to combine "bright" with "unstable" 

Jul 21, 2005 9:24 pm

[quote=Juiced6]

unless they got his IP address

but didnt he say he had a computer science degree?  i think he can figure it out.

[/quote]

He said a lot of things..............

Jul 21, 2005 11:06 pm

Put has a new id/alias on the forums, " Marvin Maven."

Jul 21, 2005 11:16 pm

[quote=Coag]Put has a new id/alias on the forums, " Marvin Maven."[/quote]

Excuse me, but you are mistaken.  Marvin Maven is my twin brother and neither he nor I are Put Trader.

Well I suppose we could be, but we might be Mojo, or Roger Thornhill, or Stan W Brown, or Annuity Guy or we might be new members of this group.

Why is Put Trader such as obsession?

Jul 21, 2005 11:25 pm

Put:

I see you are making up multiple id's so that once they suspend your next id, you will already have another. Don't you think the moderators will get tired of your crap and get rid of you permanently?

The reason we know its you is because your arrogance shows through no matter what name you use. No one is obsessed with you, we just want you to go away. We are tired of you self-serving lies.

Jul 21, 2005 11:28 pm

By the way since you “just” joined, how did you know the “PUT” was a reference to “Put Trader”. I never used the word “Trader”.

Jul 22, 2005 12:11 am

[quote=Coag]

Put:

I see you are making up multiple id's so that once they suspend your next id, you will already have another. Don't you think the moderators will get tired of your crap and get rid of you permanently?

The reason we know its you is because your arrogance shows through no matter what name you use. No one is obsessed with you, we just want you to go away. We are tired of you self-serving lies.

[/quote]

We the Reps, in order to form a more perfect union...ya that's the ticket - let's form a union to promote the general welfare of all the rookies and peoples in da industry...even little Coag will be insured his domestic tranquility. Right, partner?
Jul 22, 2005 12:15 am

So exactly how many different ID’s do you have now, PUT? You must be feeling very insecure to be continously adding all these ID’s.

Jul 22, 2005 12:25 am

You are a funny offering Coag. You are ripe to dish up the criticisms for others so easily and
yet you are so easily offended when you are enticed to take a plump
dishing for yourself. Why is that? Loss of appetitie? Something deeper.
Would you take a referral to a Registered Colonic Therapist? Let me
know.

Jul 22, 2005 12:32 am

Put:

Explain to me how you offended me, I don't have a clue what you mean.

Jul 22, 2005 12:42 am

[quote=Coag]So exactly how many different ID's do you have now, PUT? You must be feeling very insecure to be continously adding all these ID's.[/quote]

You clearly do not grasp things.  Melvin and I are twins, and we are in Gabon unless we're not.

Ducat is in Belgium, which is nowhere near Gabon.

What is even more interesting is why a guy who sells medical equipment in the backwater town of Greensboro, North Carolina is wasting his time on an Internet forum designed for stock brokers.

Jul 22, 2005 12:49 am

Put:

The only reason I come here is to watch you come unglued over and over and over..........................

I am obviously getting to you because you are frantically searching for some information about me. I see you have even gone to search other forums in your desperation. I'm flattered that you care so much PUT, aka Marvin, Melvin, Ducat, etc.

By the way, Put, as usual you didn't answer the question, Again, how did you offend me, I have no idea what you mean?

Jul 22, 2005 12:56 am

[quote=Coag]

By the way, Put, as usual you didn't answer the question, Again, how did you offend me, I have no idea what you mean?

[/quote]

If you want an answer from Put you'll have to ask him.  There is no indication that I am Put, or that my brother is, or that Ducats is.

Your obsession with him causes you to see him everywhere.

As for the comment about Greensboro.  You registered on Top Gun Producers as being a medical equipment salesman in Greensboro yet on this board you have presented yourself as the owner of a medical equipment company.  Not a territorial rep, you said you were the owner of the company.

Where I am from that makes you a liar.

Jul 22, 2005 12:57 am

See?

Jul 22, 2005 1:03 am

[quote=Coag] 

By the way, Put, as usual you didn’t answer the question, Again, how did you offend me, I have no idea what you mean?

[/quote]



The phrase “You are only cheating yourself” somehow springs to mind.
Jul 22, 2005 1:08 am

OK PUT:

ONE MORE TIME !!!!!!!!!!

As usual you didn't answer the question, Again, how did you offend me, I have no idea what you mean?

Jul 22, 2005 1:21 am

[quote=Putsy Sucks]My name reflects my theory about Putsy.[/quote]

It would be good gamesmanship if Put Trader came on the forum using a name like that.  If you are Put, congratulations.

If you are not Put you need help.

Jul 22, 2005 1:30 am

[quote=Putsy Sucks]My name reflects my theory about Putsy.[/quote]

Your name reflects the feelings of everyone who has ever had anything to do with Put Trader.

Jul 22, 2005 4:22 am

AH…I’ll give ‘PUT’ props, new to the threads and possibly new to the
industry…going through the “training program” some of the remarks
I’ve read from him and others are pretty funny, I’ll enjoy the clever
arguments with the likes of you guys and (gals) as I make my way to the
top of Smith Barney (hopefully) from what I’ve seen there is too much
sensativity though.



  

Jul 22, 2005 5:06 am

[quote=ROOKIE]AH…I’ll give ‘PUT’ props, new to the threads and possibly new to the
industry…going through the “training program” some of the remarks
I’ve read from him and others are pretty funny, I’ll enjoy the clever
arguments with the likes of you guys and (gals) as I make my way to the
top of Smith Barney (hopefully) from what I’ve seen there is too much
sensativity though.



  
[/quote]



yah we’re a real ‘sensitive bunch’ in this industry…

Jul 22, 2005 5:10 am

[quote=Put Trader.]

PUT IS BACK!!!

Yes folks, you were right I am a gay, senile old man. I have never been in the investment industry. I am a retired garbage man. I live in a nursing home and wear incontinent diapers.

I get a real thrill when I wet myself and the male orderly has to change me.

[/quote]

As some others might say....I just spewed coke all over my monitor.  Have to go clean it off now....
Jul 22, 2005 5:20 am

[quote=Melvin Maven]

[quote=Coag]Put has a new id/alias on the forums, " Marvin Maven."[/quote]

Excuse me, but you are mistaken.  Marvin Maven is my twin brother and neither he nor I are Put Trader.

Well I suppose we could be, but we might be Mojo, or Roger Thornhill, or Stan W Brown, or Annuity Guy or we might be new members of this group.

Why is Put Trader such as obsession?

[/quote]

I think you are Al Gore, the inventor of the internet himself.  Welcome!
Jul 22, 2005 6:39 am

[quote=Coag]

OK PUT:

ONE MORE TIME !!!!!!!!!!

As usual you didn't answer the question, Again, how did you offend me, I have no idea what you mean?

[/quote]

Do you keep a shoebox full of cards cataloging "Put Has Unanswered  Questions from ME?" I bet you call it the P.H.U.Q.-ME files.

I keep a file of trivia, too. I am going to place your name "Coag" between "Caca" and "Crap" - my file is a hanging circular with 400 2-ply sheets. I'll send you a fax cover-sheet for your records.

Are the Mavin Bros. being truthful? Are you the "president" of some big company? If that's true, I'll have to file you after "poop" and before "preterition"...let me know.
Jul 22, 2005 1:15 pm

Sing to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me"

Do intelligent people even know who Eminem is, much less be capable of creating a song about Put Trader set to Eminem music?

Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm

[quote=Putsy Sucks]

[quote=Put Trader.]PUT IS BACK!!!!![/quote]

Sing to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me":

[/quote]

Since when has that little freak from Detroit had a tune in any of his bowl movements put to CD form?

Jul 22, 2005 4:40 pm

[quote=Sniper][quote=Putsy Sucks]

[quote=Put Trader.]PUT IS BACK!!!!![/quote]

Sing to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me":

[/quote]

Since when has that little freak from Detroit had a tune in any of his bowl movements put to CD form?

[/quote]

I don't know about you but I like Kid Rock.