How to be the best at what you do!

Jul 26, 2007 1:02 am

You have to think like Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Jul 26, 2007 1:16 am

I keep a strand of Chuck Norris’ chest hair on my desk to give me strength.

Jul 26, 2007 1:27 am

come'on tell the truth, you meant his pubic hair, didn't you?  (we won't ask how you got that close)

chuck norris has many many fans (mostly male wanabes) and if you really really want to be good at what you do and have a good bod, buy that exercise gismo he sells with christy brinkley -nope christy isn't part of the deal unfortunately