Funky Broker Website

I don’t get it. The b/d is real. How the heck did you find this, and why is a Ukranian? posing as an East Indian out of Oak Lawn. Too funny!

That woman is scary looking.  It’s like she’s saying “you vill buy mutual fund from me.”

Una sells Annuities, Life Insurance, Malpractice, email, and everything else under the sun. Amazing. If I didn know better, I would think Una is Fighnancy!

It is difficult to believe that Uma used to work in the newspaper business given the poor writing on the website.

Well, Bobby, you might want to do it more than vonce, because based on the Indian - Baltic influence I see, it looks like there might be some kind of whacked out tantric Volga potential - you know, the best of Ukraine couple with some kind of kinky Hindu endurance contest, I mean, look at her expression. I’m not being pc and I’m not being racist - I’d guess she’s married to a first generation Indian veb site developer, look at all the b to b stuff, and the graphics. I love this country. If you really are in Chicago, check it out.

That is unbelievable.  I bet she has a disco ball spinning in her office.

This is a joke.  Who would take her seriously?  I kinda want to call her pretending to be a pre-retiree in Chicago and see what she has to say. 

Do it and report back