Spin-Rage Broker Acquitted

A Manhattan Criminal Court ruled yesterday that a hedge fund manager was not seriously injured when a stockbroker threw him off his exercise bike during a spin class at a health club. The stockbroker said, yeah, he threw the hedgie off his bike because he was grunting too loudly. True story.

A Manhattan Criminal Court ruled yesterday that a hedge fund manager was not seriously injured when a stockbroker threw him off his exercise bike during a spin class at a health club. The stockbroker said, yeah, he threw the hedgie off his bike because he was grunting too loudly. True story.

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