Relationships with opposite gender FAs

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Jan 19, 2011 11:12 pm

I have been getting hit on heavily by a female FA - which is tempting.  Anyone been burned by this?

Jan 19, 2011 11:31 pm

FYI - if I go for it I will give her the full sales load.

Jan 19, 2011 11:34 pm

LOL...what the -----?!!!  I thought you were DIY...you actually have an advisor?

Jan 19, 2011 11:40 pm

Hell no!  Maybe I should do this out of principle and "stick it" to her for my Boglehead brethern!

Jan 19, 2011 11:42 pm

Go back to trying to sell your golf thingy.

Jan 19, 2011 11:47 pm

And no, I don't have an advisor.  I was tinkering around in my living room during that blizzard on the East coast the other week.  Totally snowed in, so I couldn't walk to the Commune that day.

Anyway there was a rap-tap-tap at my front door and I was suprised to find a fridged bundled up FA who recently opened an office in the area and "wanted to meet her neighbors".  The blizzard was still full on so I invited her in to warm up next to the fire.

Unbundled, she had a rocking body.  She went into a presentation on investments and savings, but added real emphasis to the words "long", "recurring", "personal", "assest", and "cock" during the conversation - which I was impressed that she was able to work the word "cock" into it.

Anyways, she sends me an email once in a while and asked if she can call me when she "has a good idea".  Late last night, I recieved a call from her.  She told me that she had a "good idea" and heard I have a "hot tip" and she knows where I can stick it.

Jan 19, 2011 11:53 pm

LOL...this can't be real...

Jan 20, 2011 12:00 am

I will have pictures - but the face maybe buried.

Jan 20, 2011 1:18 am

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. ( 1970's TV government ads.)

Jan 20, 2011 11:36 am

Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye.

Jan 20, 2011 10:18 pm

[quote=LA Broker]

Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye.

[/quote] I don't plan to keep this up for 5 years.

Jan 20, 2011 11:31 pm

Funny.....

Jan 31, 2011 12:28 pm

I see nothing that can go wrong here.

Jan 31, 2011 1:11 pm

this has got to be one of the funniest post...lighten up my day!

Feb 1, 2011 10:17 am
Prime Time:

Go back to trying to sell your golf thingy.

Don't you have the same issue with Dudes in you cubicle? Oh...........you welcome it, thats right.