Is there anything you can't find on Craigslist these days? How about good financial advice? A self-proclaimed “spectacularly beautiful” female (aged 25) posted on Craigslist in September that she was seeking advice on how to find a rich Wall Street banker. “Plain and simple; a crappy business deal,” answered an anonymous banker. While she is a depreciating asset, he is an earning asset, he reasoned. “It doesn't make any sense to buy you (which is what you're asking) — so I'd rather lease you.” Zing. Ouch.