The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on McCann, except for the
part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

He gave a handjob to a manta ray.

McCann got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen
ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

don,

How much do you guys get when you land an FA? Say the guy was doing 1mm.

(if u want to tell)

i’m not a recruiter. if you couldn’t tell, the posts on this thread were jokes. man, you really are a moron.

A b = Shania, Shania = A b. Same UBS/McCann kool aid-drinking, Don Draper-hating, poor grammar-writing posts.

I dont hate don draper

i thought u said you were a recruiter