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Sep 23, 2009 7:39 pm

McCann orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson

Sep 23, 2009 7:40 pm

Did I ever tell you about the time McCann and I went hunting? Well anyway, McCann decides he’s gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul

Sep 23, 2009 7:41 pm

He sleeps eight hours a night! … well, he was pretty normal when it came to that

Sep 23, 2009 7:42 pm

They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to McCann talk in his sleep

Sep 23, 2009 7:44 pm

He date raped David Bowie

    He once ate the Bible while water skiing     It was the sight of McCann's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane
Sep 24, 2009 3:10 am

Don,

stupid



Sep 24, 2009 3:16 am

[quote=Shania Twain]Don,

stupid



[/quote]


eloquently put, Shania.  we all can’t be as intelligent as you country music stars. sweet, rube.

Sep 24, 2009 3:19 am

We once had a bachelor party for McCann. He ate the entire cake, before
we could tell him there was a stripper in it

Sep 24, 2009 3:21 am

McCann’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil
Armstrong

Sep 24, 2009 3:22 am

McCann got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen
ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms

Sep 24, 2009 3:23 am

McCann once hosted the Grammy’s and gave every award to Cory Hardt

Sep 24, 2009 3:24 am

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

Sep 24, 2009 3:27 am

McCann is ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.

Sep 24, 2009 3:30 am

Did I ever tell you about the time McCann was in a production of The
King and I? Well anyway, before the show, McCann chloroforms the entire cast,
and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got
pretty good reviews.

Sep 24, 2009 3:35 am

He breast feeds John Madden.

Sep 24, 2009 3:36 am

McCann named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

Sep 24, 2009 3:40 am

They use McCann’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

Sep 24, 2009 3:42 am

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Sep 24, 2009 3:56 am

All the Yes album covers are McCann family photos

Sep 24, 2009 3:57 am

McCann’s semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from
Terminator 2