McCann to run Paine Webber-soon
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Mccann has cut deal with Swiss.
TOTAL control. Total hands off. Open check book.
Will be Paine Webber.
lastest Dec most likley anyday. John Thain d***ed with mccann’s bonus etc. BAC non-compete is toast
Swiss finally figured out their socialist crap does not work in our business. Ozzie wants out.
McCann has 3 years to dress it up for sale.
UBS will be getting better. All the past BS will change (complexing, UHNW jive, cutbacks, managers doing gross etc) All the Hostra/price (dumb and dumber) clusterfukc will be gone
“Bob McCann was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”
“One time I was with Bob McCann in the back of a pickup
truck, along with a live deer. McCann goes up to the deer and says,
‘I’m Bob McCann! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such
a way as to make it say, ‘BobMcCann’ … It wasn’t exactly like it,
but it was pretty good for a deer!’”
[quote=Don Draper] “One time I was with Bob McCann in the back of a pickup
truck, along with a live deer. McCann goes up to the deer and says,
‘I’m Bob McCann! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such
a way as to make it say, ‘BobMcCann’ … It wasn’t exactly like it,
but it was pretty good for a deer!’”
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I have no clue what this means Mr recruiter man
“McCann drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs.
Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes
and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
“He did 3 tours in 'Nam… I was in Corpus Christi on
business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which
made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran McCann!”
UBS Advisor: Bob McCann is seven feet tall!
Bob McCann:
Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d
consume the Swiss with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of
lightning from his arse.
[UBS army laughs]
I AM BOB McCANN!!
The changes coming at UBS are freaky scarry - they are turning us into merrill overnight and the advisors are not ready for the merrill culture about to be dropped on them. want a custodial change on an annuity, fax it 200 miles away!! someone who does not know you or your business will be calling your clients on monthly active account reviews!! going to be fun to watch all this cheese get moved.
abom: trust me, what you have now SUCKS. You have no idea what a real firm can be. You want MCANN bad and you want Swiss out of picture. hofstra and price are NOT yoru friendsUBS Advisor: Bob McCann is seven feet tall!
Bob McCann: Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the Swiss with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[UBS army laughs]
I AM BOB McCANN!!
The changes coming at UBS are freaky scarry - they are turning us into merrill overnight and the advisors are not ready for the merrill culture about to be dropped on them. want a custodial change on an annuity, fax it 200 miles away!! someone who does not know you or your business will be calling your clients on monthly active account reviews!! going to be fun to watch all this cheese get moved.
He’s a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby
shrimp scampi.
If you drop a phonograph needle on McCann’s nipple, it plays the Beach
Boys Pet Sounds.
[quote=A b]your scaring me.[/quote]
a) don’t be a pussy
b) don’t be a dumbass. learn to spell “you’re”
McCann is also taking Ron Wolf’s job UBS Americas. He will have total control and freedom over the entire operation.
I don't know why I just started reading this thread. This is incredible.[quote=A b]your scaring me.[/quote]
a) don’t be a pussy
b) don’t be a dumbass. learn to spell “you’re”