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Nov 19, 2009 7:13 pm

You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses.........I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let's have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point )  I have said it before and I will say it again........I am not predicting the end of the world, it won't happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else.....if you dare

Nov 19, 2009 7:18 pm

I'm holding a cup of coffee.

Nov 19, 2009 7:18 pm
howboutshoeshine:

You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses.........I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let's have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point )  I have said it before and I will say it again........I am not predicting the end of the world, it won't happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else.....if you dare



 
 
Don't feel like searching, post again exactly what you are holding... if you dare.
Nov 19, 2009 7:29 pm

Sure...let me just run it by compliance...

Nov 19, 2009 7:32 pm

I'm holding something just for you

Nov 19, 2009 7:49 pm

Shine - what are your holdings?

 
Okay boys, let's take this outside to the Investopedia Stock Simulator.  You can make the contest password protected so it is out of the public realm.
Nov 19, 2009 7:57 pm
mlgone:

I'm hold my d**

wait a minute shineboy? YOUR HOLDING MY D**


 
 
He's holding his own d***, or a AAA battery.  Difficult to tell.
Nov 19, 2009 8:04 pm

Well, Losers. I'm done, you're too stupid for me.

10% US dollar
15% 20 year treasuries
15% corporates
15% aggregate bond index
5% short GOLD
10% TIPS
15% BIL
CASH
 
I won't post again, USELESS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CLIENTELE.
 
 
GUTLESS PSSIES
Nov 19, 2009 8:09 pm

If you guys really feel confident, you can join:

 
Set up a game called:
 
I'd like to invite you to join the game named Bullsh*t Contest as well. To sign up and to join the game right now, click here.
 
PM me for the password (not open for public viewing).
 
This simulator has its limitations - but fairly accurate.  Also, be careful with your email address (make a new one) because everyone will be able to see it.

 
Nov 19, 2009 8:37 pm

Ishares China


Ishares Brazil
 
Short... ENER
 
Nov 19, 2009 8:44 pm

Im holding your wive's car keys.   she is freshing up.

Nov 19, 2009 8:45 pm

That's the most pathetic gutless portfolio I've ever seen. I make more in  two weeks than that with the same OR LESS RISK in a year.

 
Good job moron.
 
 
Nov 19, 2009 8:45 pm


 rm
Nov 19, 2009 9:13 pm
howboutshoeshine:

Well, Losers. I'm done, you're too stupid for me.

10% US dollar

15% 20 year treasuries

15% corporates

15% aggregate bond index

5% short GOLD

10% TIPS

15% BIL

CASH



I won't post again, USELESS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CLIENTELE.





GUTLESS PSSIES





classic small investor



trying to call top/bottom (usd, gld)



fighting trends



ull lose money

Nov 19, 2009 9:27 pm

Shoe shine boy - i was gonna say i'm holding your wife, but someone beat me to it. So, i wasnt gonna tell you this, but i'm holding your mother. She's pretty hot too.

 
Aside from that, you should consider going into a training program with a wire. It would be a great fit.
Sorry guys, this is probably the dumbest post i ever did, but i couldnt resist. Even an old guy like me should be able to act like a 2 year old once in a while.
Really though, your mother rocks.
Nov 19, 2009 9:32 pm
iceco1d:

This contest is a "best efforts" situation?  Maximum return?  Wet blanket, if you're going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case...say, "50 year old, single male.  Never married, and no plans of being married.  No kids.  Parents dead.  Has a 52 y/o brother.  Considers himself "aggressive.") blah blah blah.










Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!
Nov 19, 2009 9:42 pm
Wet_Blanket:

[quote=iceco1d]

Okay. 82 year old man, dead wife. $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38% a year. Hoping to die before money runs out. Go!





3000 shares EDC

100 shares C

100 shares JDSU

100 shares AIG

balance in cash

Nov 20, 2009 1:06 am

I found this on seeking alpha. Plug it in for me mel...

 

· 50% SPY (S&P 500)
· 20% AGG (U.S. investment-grade bonds)
· 10% TIP (Treasury Inflation Protected Securities)
· 5% USO (West Texas intermediate crude oil, spot price)
· 5% GLD (Gold bullion)
· 5% EEM (Emerging market stocks)
· 5% GARTX (Goldman Sachs ART hedge-fund index)
Nov 20, 2009 1:30 am

5 short gold. Lol

Nov 20, 2009 6:01 am
iceco1d:
Wet_Blanket:
iceco1d:

This contest is a "best efforts" situation?  Maximum return?  Wet blanket, if you're going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case...say, "50 year old, single male.  Never married, and no plans of being married.  No kids.  Parents dead.  Has a 52 y/o brother.  Considers himself "aggressive.") blah blah blah.










Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!



That seals the deal man, it's official...compliance people just shouldn't attempt humor. 


Hah - I wish I made up that scenerio.