I AM THE GREATEST!  I WANT TO BE LIKE ICECOLD TOO.  BECAUSE HE IS SMARTER THAN ME.  SOMEDAY!

UNLIMITED RESOURCES!  BUT I STILL OWN YOU JOKERS!

I’M SORRY ICECOLD, I CAN’T BE LIKE YOU BECAUSE I LIKE BOYS TOO MUCH.

LET IT RAIN!!!

What?  I don’t deserve an impersonator as well?

[quote=Shania Twain] [quote=Omar] Honestly guys,

What? I don’t deserve an impersonator as well?

[quote=Wet_Blanket] What? I don’t deserve an impersonator as well?

[quote=Wet_Blanket] What? I don’t deserve an impersonator as well?

While pretty annoying, this is pretty funny. Just think about how sad of a person you have to be to create a bunch of email addresses and accounts just to post things here. 

Meletio was a turd, but his sinister twin, Meletoi, did make me chuckle. 

And Omar is correct.  “The Wire” was an awesome show.  One of the few series that actually got better as the show went on.  Kind of funny now that I think about it, look what happened to Omar when he went ‘indy’!  lol

I am the real Meletio and after watching some football I decided to check on this BS board to see what you numnuts were up to.        I see post from you guys ranging from 6:30 am to 8:30 pm. and some on friday night as well. Do you guys not have a life. I understand that with your businesses down 30 % , your assets shrinking ( not to mention the coming correction ) that it’s nice to find others losers to chat with. Go have a beer, watch tv, talk to your wife or kids…something instead of this joke of a forum. Here are the facts: I know iceco1d , mlgone and Mr. sunshine feel that I am ruining this board and want me banned. The reason why is I try to tell them about the future of their business and they are in such denial that they cry and whine to the forum admin to ban me. I could give less of a sh*t. Here’s is what will happen.

1. rookies will starve…quit now you have no chance.

2. Fees on managed accounts will go even lower because the number of assets that will be leaving them will force them to cut fees or fold. Your payouts will shrink as you firms will think of new ways to screw you.

3. If your book consist of clients over 65 years old…you are cooked. they can’t handle another correct so good luck ,making a living selling cd’s.

4. Schwab brought in 28 billion this year…UBS lost 8 billion this q and Smith Barney is bleeding from all ends. People don’t need you guys.

you serve no purpose

5.Variable annuities companies are so upside down on their living benefits that they will have to raise their fees so much that it will not be worth it

6. Glass-Steagall Act will come back because we learned from C and BAC and others that it does not work

7. and the MKT is at 17 times earnings and earnings will not go up for some time. Sure they may beat expectations, but that’s b/c analyst are worthless.

8. your careers will consist of working with compresses fees on smaller assets . That means you will have to work 4 times harder to make the same amount.



This is not a pretty picture for 99 % of you. Sure there are some billion dollar books that will thrive, but I’ll make a strong bet that those guys are chatting on RR .



I will now look forward to the emails calling me gay and all kind of immature comments. The fact that you guys are supposed to advise people and you cant debate my arguments with some maturity is very scary. I look forward to an intelligent response. dig deep , I know you guys have the ability to think…after all that’s what you get paid for

7. and the MKT is at 17 times earnings and earnings will not go up for some time. Sure they may beat expectations, but that’s b/c analyst are worthless.
8. your careers will consist of working with compresses fees on smaller assets . That means you will have to work 4 times harder to make the same amount.

[quote=meletioreal]I am the real Meletio and after watching some football I decided to check on this BS board to see what you numnuts were up to.        I see post from you guys ranging from 6:30 am to 8:30 pm. and some on friday night as well. Do you guys not have a life. I understand that with your businesses down 30 % , your assets shrinking ( not to mention the coming correction ) that it’s nice to find others losers to chat with. Go have a beer, watch tv, talk to your wife or kids…something instead of this joke of a forum. Here are the facts: I know iceco1d , mlgone and Mr. sunshine feel that I am ruining this board and want me banned. The reason why is I try to tell them about the future of their business and they are in such denial that they cry and whine to the forum admin to ban me. I could give less of a sh*t. Here’s is what will happen.
1. rookies will starve…quit now you have no chance.

[quote=meletioreal] I am the real Meletio and after watching some football I decided to check on this BS board to see what you numnuts were up to.        I see post from you guys ranging from 6:30 am to 8:30 pm. and some on friday night as well. Do you guys not have a life. I understand that with your businesses down 30 % , your assets shrinking ( not to mention the coming correction ) that it’s nice to find others losers to chat with. Go have a beer, watch tv, talk to your wife or kids…something instead of this joke of a forum. Here are the facts: I know iceco1d , mlgone and Mr. sunshine feel that I am ruining this board and want me banned. The reason why is I try to tell them about the future of their business and they are in such denial that they cry and whine to the forum admin to ban me. I could give less of a sh*t. Here’s is what will happen.

1. rookies will starve…quit now you have no chance.

2. Fees on managed accounts will go even lower because the number of assets that will be leaving them will force them to cut fees or fold. Your payouts will shrink as you firms will think of new ways to screw you.

3. If your book consist of clients over 65 years old…you are cooked. they can’t handle another correct so good luck ,making a living selling cd’s.

4. Schwab brought in 28 billion this year…UBS lost 8 billion this q and Smith Barney is bleeding from all ends. People don’t need you guys.

you serve no purpose

5.Variable annuities companies are so upside down on their living benefits that they will have to raise their fees so much that it will not be worth it

6. Glass-Steagall Act will come back because we learned from C and BAC and others that it does not work

7. and the MKT is at 17 times earnings and earnings will not go up for some time. Sure they may beat expectations, but that’s b/c analyst are worthless.

8. your careers will consist of working with compresses fees on smaller assets . That means you will have to work 4 times harder to make the same amount.



This is not a pretty picture for 99 % of you. Sure there are some billion dollar books that will thrive, but I’ll make a strong bet that those guys are chatting on RR .



I will now look forward to the emails calling me gay and all kind of immature comments. The fact that you guys are supposed to advise people and you cant debate my arguments with some maturity is very scary. I look forward to an intelligent response. dig deep , I know you guys have the ability to think…after all that’s what you get paid for[/quote]



Your are just a sad kid. There’s a psychological satisfaction that is gained by feeling that others may have failed as you did, or that others are ‘worse off’. This is why television shows such as Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer, and COPS are so popular. They have the ability to make Mr. Mediocre feel that it’s not all that bad. Meletio, try something new, or see a doctor. You really sound hurt. As for myself, I’m going into my 11th year in the business. This is a WONDERFUL time to be in this business. I truly couldn’t be any happier. Sure, the markets are a challenge, but our lives as FA’s are pretty comfortable, and will continue to grow in the right direction if the drive and commitment to the business stays fresh.



I’m sure most would agree that a VERY sad story exists behind your masquerade on these boards. You’ve stepped in WAY over your head. If you have an oz. of decency, bow the heck out of here gracefully and move on. Nobody wants you here. Nobody. Try to see that.

[quote=meletioreal] I am the real Meletio and after watching some football I decided to check on this BS board to see what you numnuts were up to.        I see post from you guys ranging from 6:30 am to 8:30 pm. and some on friday night as well. Do you guys not have a life. I understand that with your businesses down 30 % , your assets shrinking ( not to mention the coming correction ) that it’s nice to find others losers to chat with. Go have a beer, watch tv, talk to your wife or kids…something instead of this joke of a forum. Here are the facts: I know iceco1d , mlgone and Mr. sunshine feel that I am ruining this board and want me banned. The reason why is I try to tell them about the future of their business and they are in such denial that they cry and whine to the forum admin to ban me. I could give less of a sh*t. Here’s is what will happen.

1. rookies will starve…quit now you have no chance.

2. Fees on managed accounts will go even lower because the number of assets that will be leaving them will force them to cut fees or fold. Your payouts will shrink as you firms will think of new ways to screw you.

3. If your book consist of clients over 65 years old…you are cooked. they can’t handle another correct so good luck ,making a living selling cd’s.

4. Schwab brought in 28 billion this year…UBS lost 8 billion this q and Smith Barney is bleeding from all ends. People don’t need you guys.

you serve no purpose

5.Variable annuities companies are so upside down on their living benefits that they will have to raise their fees so much that it will not be worth it

6. Glass-Steagall Act will come back because we learned from C and BAC and others that it does not work

7. and the MKT is at 17 times earnings and earnings will not go up for some time. Sure they may beat expectations, but that’s b/c analyst are worthless.

8. your careers will consist of working with compresses fees on smaller assets . That means you will have to work 4 times harder to make the same amount.



This is not a pretty picture for 99 % of you. Sure there are some billion dollar books that will thrive, but I’ll make a strong bet that those guys are chatting on RR .



I will now look forward to the emails calling me gay and all kind of immature comments. The fact that you guys are supposed to advise people and you cant debate my arguments with some maturity is very scary. I look forward to an intelligent response. dig deep , I know you guys have the ability to think…after all that’s what you get paid for[/quote]



HI FOLKS! THIS IS THE REAL REAL MELETIO. AFTER WATCHING LITTLE BOYS PLAY LITTLE LEAGUE FOOTBALL AND GETTING RUN OFF OF THE FIELD BY ANGRY MOMS AND DADS, I DECIDED TO LOOK AT THE PLACE THAT I DON’T HAVE TIME TO POST AT BECAUSE I HAVE UNLIMITED RESOURCES AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, SUCH AS BANG STRIPPERS, HIGH PRICED CALL GIRLS OR YOUNG BOYS FROM THE NETHERLANDS.



I UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THOUGH I FAILED AS A BROKER, I HAVE WATCHED YOU GUYS STRUGGLE AND SUCCEED THROUGH A TOUGH MARKET. UNDERSTANDABLY, THIS MAKES YOU ALL BETTER THAN ME, AS I COULDN’T EVEN HANDLE THINGS WHEN THE MARKET IS GOOD. I HAVE COME UP WITH A TOP TEN (MINUS TWO) LIST SO THAT YOU GUYS COULD FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN.



1) I DO CARE THAT THE ADMIN BANNED ME, THAT’S WHY I’M BACK IN FULL EFFECT SUCKAS!



2) WITH INFLATION TAME, I AM STILL ABLE TO SELL HOT DOGS, ALTHOUGH MY BOSS IS ANGRY FOR SOME REASON THAT THE PROFITS ARE SLIM (HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ME EATING THE PRODUCT, BUT ALL I DO IS SUCK ON IT AND PUT IT BACK ON THE BUN AFTER PUTTING IT BETWEEN MY BUNS).



3) THOSE OF YOU WITH BOOKS THAT YOU HAVE MANAGED TO STEER YOUR CLIENTS RIGHT, WILL BE THANKING YOU - I JUST COULDN’T GET ENOUGH CLIENTS. I KEPT TRYING TO PREDICT THE MARKET



4) SCHWAB BROUGHT IN 28 BILLION THANKS TO RIAS LEAVING THE BROKERAGE WORLD. IT’S SAD THAT SO MANY BROKERS CHOSE TO LEAVE PLACES I COULDN’T SUCCEED AT AND GO ON THEIR OWN AND MAKE MORE MONEY.



5) MY MOM HAS AN ANNUITY



6) THEY WILL PASS A RESOLUTION BANNING ME FROM WATCHING KIDDIE PORN. THIS, I SEE. THIS WILL PLUT A CRIMP IN MY STYLE, AS MY UNLIMITED RESOURCES HAVE ALLOWED ME TO BE REALLY UNTOUCHABLE.



7) THE MARKET IS AT 17 TIMES EARNINGS. AND BECAUSE OF THAT, THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY ZERO OPPORTUNITIES AMONG COMPANIES. BECAUSE DIFFERENT COMPANIES SHOULDN’T BE TRADING AT DIFFERENT EARNINGS LEVELS. ONLY “THE MARKET”. WHY? BECAUSE EVERY TIME I PREDICT SOMETHING IT IS RIGHT, EVEN THOUGH IT IS WRONG AND I’VE LOST $70 SINCE LAST WEEK.



8) YOUR GUYS HAVE CAREERS. I LIVE IN MY MOM’S (THE LADY WITH THE VARIABLE ANNUITY) BASEMENT.



YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SEE IT FALL. WATCH IT RAIN SUCKAS! JUST BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE MY DREAM JOB THAT I COULDN’T MAKE WORK.



LET IT RAIN! LET IT RAIN ACATS, SUCKAS! PLEASE, PLEASE LET IT RAIN. PLEASE TELL ME MY EXISTENCE ISN’T SAD.

Mr. Sunshine.

First of all as I posted earlier, I have never been in the business so it would be impossible to fail. Second. I have a great life and am very happy with zero problems. I am just having fun messing with you guys. My earlier post said nothing derogatory about you … I am just simply stating my opinions as to why the future or your business will be in the hands of the billion dollar teams. Sure there will always be little guys like the posters on this forum, but in my opinion you will make 1/3 of your income with twice the work and troubles. If you don’t like what I write then don’t read it. Do you dismiss you clients when you disagree. Be a man about it . Debate my issue. If you don’t want to then move on. Change the channel. As far as nobody wanting me on this board I really could not care less. I’ve never been the type of person who cares what someone thinks of me, especially someone I don’t even know.This is a free country and I can think and say what ever I want. I’m not quite sure how I am in WAY over my head…that doesn’t even make sense. So if you choose to read my post and you disagree, then be a man about it and give a reason why. I always like a good debate.Look at Jebediah, at least he can respond ( kind of ). So get off your high horse and reply if you wish or ignore if you wish, but don’t be such a pussy.

YES.  I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THE BUSINESS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN QUOTED NUMEROUS TIMES AS SAYING I DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE CLIENTS MONEY ANYMORE.  POINT IN FACT, I WAS AN SA AND TOOK PEOPLE’S CHECKS AND DEPOSITED THEM.

I DON’T CARE IF ANYBODY WANTS ME ON THIS BOARD, THAT’S WHY I KEEP POSTING.  BECAUSE I AM A COMPLETE LOSER.  I AM ALL ABOUT DEBATING, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T BACK UP ANYTHING I SAY.

Meletio,



Again and again and again, our little retarded chat room puppet.



You aren’t a Financial Advisor, so why are you here? If I wasn’t a Burger King employee, I wouldn’t peruse the BK lounge chat rooms discussing the new fry batter that’s coming out for the chicken tenders. Why? Because I don’t belong.



Don’t take the term ‘retarded’ lightly. I do mean it, as do all the others that have been puzzled by how dense you seem.



Look at it this way…dumbfcuk. Ever wonder why you haven’t been able to elicit even ONE lucid response to any of your posts? Wondering why people just hammer on you left and right with no regard for taking you seriously? Again, let’s try another example. If I was looking for people to relate to in a chat room, and I knew nothing about landscaping, I probably would steer clear of those boards dealing with that topic. It’s really basic stuff, Meletio. You don’t know anything about our business. You don’t even sound like you do. So keep it up. Keep jacking yourself off as you romanticize about kibitzing with a bunch of pros on subject matter you’re so green on.



You’re obviously not going anywhere, you’ve made that abundantly clear with your 11 or so identities, so I do hope you take advantage of some of the free advice on here, which for you Schwabb custys, is your research department. But, meletio, DON’T expect anyone to engage you on your industry-related thoughts or comments. you won’t find one good debate here, nothing in which you’ll find yourself participating in other than those in which you are defending yourself from the comments addressing your idiocy.

i almost forgot…  LET IT RAIN SUCKAS!!

Don’t really care what you think Ice

ICE - JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SMARTER THAN ME DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 

I’M TELLING MY MOM.

LET IT RAIN!!

Don’t really care what you think Ice