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Oct 29, 2008 10:27 pm

Does anyone know what kind of testing Smith Barney is doing, if it's hair or urine?

Oct 29, 2008 10:34 pm

It only matters if you are taking drugs.

Oct 29, 2008 10:41 pm

4x4
You are an idiot.

Sorry guys, i just couldnt help myself.

Oct 29, 2008 10:45 pm
fourbyfour:

Does anyone know what kind of testing Smith Barney is doing, if it's hair or urine?

 
4x4, I think it's both currently.  C grabs you by the short hairs and squeezes the piss out of you.
Oct 29, 2008 10:56 pm

4x4

Just tell them that you never inhaled.
Oct 29, 2008 10:57 pm

On a related subject, for those of you who want to fire one of your staff members, just give them a random drug test.  I promise it works wonders*.

*Especially if they're on crack. 

Oct 29, 2008 11:03 pm

Seriously, I'd be afraid we'd lose half our assistants if there was random testing after any summer holiday weekend, based on what I hear them talking about.

Oct 29, 2008 11:05 pm

The hair tests go back many months and are extremely accurate. Anyone know if they've started doing them at Citi or UBS?

Oct 29, 2008 11:07 pm

4x4, what is your drug of choice?  I sniff cheese wiz.  I don't think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.

Oct 29, 2008 11:12 pm
fourbyfour:

The hair tests go back many months and are extremely accurate. Anyone know if they've started doing them at Citi or UBS?



Just don't get the poppy seed bagels when you stop by the deli on the way to work and you'll be fine....

Oct 29, 2008 11:17 pm

4x4, you might just call your local C or UBS branch mgr. and ask him which test he/she administers.  You know, so that way he/she would be impressed with your moxy and forthrightness.

Oct 30, 2008 8:49 am

This might be the best thread I've ever read!   Oh, and tell Chong the answer is urine.

Oct 30, 2008 9:21 am

I'm happy to provide fodder for some good laughs. Is it a urine test at both Smith Barney and UBS?

Oct 30, 2008 11:46 am

SB tests urine.

Oct 30, 2008 12:10 pm
Primo:

4x4, what is your drug of choice?  I sniff cheese wiz.  I don't think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.

 
I eat grass.  Literally, I plop down in the front yard and start eating the lawn.
Oct 30, 2008 1:31 pm

4X4, 


If you get canned I've got an open office and could care less what you do as long as you follow the golden rule of puff, puff, give. 
 
Rent is affordable and I'll throw in the munchies. 
Oct 30, 2008 2:17 pm

This is why us indies went indy in the first place 

Oct 30, 2008 2:28 pm
Primo:

4x4, what is your drug of choice?  I sniff cheese wiz.  I don't think that will show up in a test, but the yellow stain on my upper lip takes some explaining.





Oct 30, 2008 3:30 pm

Just ask them if it matters that some of your crabs fall into the urine!

Oct 30, 2008 6:43 pm

A drug test? how about that. Never gave me one.