Bachman to replace Greenspan

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May 10, 2006 1:49 pm

I'll never forget the day last year when one of the Kool Aid Chuggers called me with great excitement.  He had just spoken to one of the GPs in St Louis and the rumor was getting stronger that John Bachman was in serious consideration to replace Alan Greenspan as Fed Chairman!

May 10, 2006 1:51 pm
Gone Indy:

I'll never forget the day last year when one of the Kool Aid Chuggers called me with great excitement.  He had just spoken to one of the GPs in St Louis and the rumor was getting stronger that John Bachman was in serious consideration to replace Alan Greenspan as Fed Chairman!



Maybe he was supposed to replace the lead singer of Bachman Turner Overdrive

May 10, 2006 2:01 pm

yeah him and his mistress could be a team!!!  While your girlfriend gets the finger from all the cult lovers.

May 10, 2006 2:15 pm

Were these GPs asnwering the question - how can we run this country down the toilet in a hurry?  Honestly, what credentials does he have that would qualify him for the job?


I mean, I tried recruiting Greenspahn's successor, but was beaten out by another recruiter.

May 10, 2006 2:18 pm

I meant Greenspan.

May 10, 2006 2:18 pm

He didn"t get the job (Fed Chairman) because it required the use of EMAIL

May 10, 2006 2:26 pm

Just imagine Bachman getting ready to make a decision on raising rates and all of the sudden there is a large storm cloud moving in and his satellite system shuts down. "Guess we will have to wait til the skies clear up fella's". "Lets hope the satellite didn't burn up again.......might have to call the technician to reposition the dish. That would be the tech with BUTT CRACK....

May 10, 2006 2:29 pm

yeah at 1300/mo. per 10000 ir's, thats $13 million per month and it doesn't work when the clouds come in.  He has that contract, Bachmann's mistress

May 10, 2006 3:30 pm

I thought Bachman owned Maritz!

May 10, 2006 3:38 pm

And by running the Fed, he could buy American Funds and roll the government's money into A-shares.

May 10, 2006 11:47 pm

Maybe he could bring in his old friend Doug Hill, whereby all of the member banks of the Federal Reserve would be forced to "revenue share" with the mother ship.  Now, we're talkin'.......