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Moraen:

Don’t forget the ICA guide. Need a number, just point. I don’t even know why we use hypotheticals. ICA![/quote]

I don’t even know why you guys call yourselves advisors (this is not directed at B24, ytrewq or anybody else who is not the “typical” EDJ advisor).

It's a joke Moraen and I can promise you, that i'm not the typical Jones advisor.
Ronnie Dobbs:

[quote=Moraen] [quote=Ronnie Dobbs] [quote=Weddle Me] Joneslink[/quote] Don’t forget the ICA guide. Need a number, just point. I don’t even know why we use hypotheticals. ICA![/quote] I don’t even know why you guys call yourselves advisors (this is not directed at B24, ytrewq or anybody else who is not the “typical” EDJ advisor).

It’s a joke Moraen and I can promise you, that i’m not the typical Jones advisor.[/quote]

Fair enough.

[quote=Moraen] [quote=Hey Kool-Aid] [quote=Spaceman Spiff][quote=Weddle Me]Joneslink[/quote]

That was pretty good.  I don't have a financial calculator on my desk.  What do you folks use them for, other than to make yourself look smarter than is necessary?[/quote]

"Hey....let's see here....if I insult 12 Jones Brokers today....and then explain 15 times how an Indy Rep makes more money then they do....divided by the number of times I insult Windy, times Pi................nope i'm still a moron"  [/quote]

HKA - are you adding the first two variables and then dividing by how many times you insult Windy?

If so, all things being equal, your number will be a fraction. I think the correct method is to multiply the first two variables. Only then would you be a moron.

Of course, if you just increase the amount of times you insult Windy, you would decrease the likelihood that you would be a moron. [/quote]   Wow Moraen...you put way more time into thinking about the equation than I did when I wrote it....however, I think increasing the Windy insults is a fine idea!   Also, congrats on the increased use of emoticons!

I’m a jonesie and I use the hp 10bII best fin calc out there imo.

Fan of the HP 12c calculator? September 1 marks its 30th birthday and for those of you located in San Francisco or New York or nearby areas, we’d love to have you join us to celebrate.

Cocktails and hors d oeuvres will be served and HP representatives will be on hand to discuss the rich history of this product.

New York – Tuesday, 8/30 at Harry’s Café & Steak, 5 – 7 p.m.

San Francisco – Wednesday, 8/31 at Bently Reserve, 4 – 6 p.m.

This is a first come, first serve event, so please RSVP by midnight PT on Monday, 8/29 to [email protected]

Don't forget to bring your 12c to the event! Looking forward to celebrating.