Where Is My Prize? (ameriprise)

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Aug 13, 2007 3:19 pm

An advisor I used to work with went over to Ameriprise, he was recruited by the same guy that recruited me.  His upfront was only $60K, and he had to sign a SEVEN year promissory........



WOw.............

Aug 13, 2007 3:54 pm

They are probably just buying his assets and hoping he will leave.

Aug 13, 2007 9:08 pm

Who WOULDN’T want to work at Ameriprise for a guaranteed $714/mo??

Man, sign me up!

Aug 13, 2007 10:03 pm

[quote=Cowboy93]Who WOULDN'T want to work at Ameriprise for a guaranteed $714/mo??
Man, sign me up![/quote]

Does the number 714 mean anything to anyone else?

Aug 13, 2007 10:21 pm

i met an amerirpise recruit today. i was afraid he was going to mug me.

Aug 14, 2007 5:29 pm

'ludes?  You’re dating yourself, man…

Aug 14, 2007 5:55 pm

[quote=Indyone]'ludes?  You're dating yourself, man...[/quote]

Yep. We used to call them "panty-droppers." Can you guess why?

Aug 14, 2007 6:18 pm

…good thing I never did any…

Aug 14, 2007 6:23 pm

[quote=Bobby Hull]

[quote=Indyone]'ludes?  You're dating yourself, man...[/quote]

Yep. We used to call them "panty-droppers." Can you guess why?

[/quote]

Admitting to date rape--what a class act.

Aug 14, 2007 6:31 pm

[quote=DAtoo][quote=Bobby Hull]

[quote=Indyone]'ludes?  You're dating yourself, man...[/quote]

Yep. We used to call them "panty-droppers." Can you guess why?

[/quote]

Admitting to date rape--what a class act.

[/quote]

Who said anything about going on a date?

Aug 14, 2007 6:53 pm

[quote=Bobby Hull][quote=DAtoo][quote=Bobby Hull]

[quote=Indyone]'ludes?  You're dating yourself, man...[/quote]

Yep. We used to call them "panty-droppers." Can you guess why?

[/quote]

Admitting to date rape--what a class act.

[/quote]

Who said anything about going on a date?

[/quote]

What did you do Bobby, drop drugs in a girls drink at a bar thenm, after she was disoriented, take to your car and gang rape her?

That would be your style, wouldn't it?

Aug 14, 2007 8:07 pm

Lighten up, Francis.

Aug 14, 2007 8:10 pm
Lighten up, Francis.

 There's no chance of that. But, honestly, that's a great reference. Good one!
Aug 14, 2007 8:33 pm

[quote=DAtoo][quote=Bobby Hull][quote=DAtoo][quote=Bobby Hull]

[quote=Indyone]'ludes?  You're dating yourself, man...[/quote]

Yep. We used to call them "panty-droppers." Can you guess why?

[/quote]

Admitting to date rape--what a class act.

[/quote]

Who said anything about going on a date?

[/quote]

What did you do Bobby, drop drugs in a girls drink at a bar thenm, after she was disoriented, take to your car and gang rape her?

That would be your style, wouldn't it?

[/quote]

Back in those days we didnt have to drop anything in a girls drink. Just the mention of drugs was enough for them to get naked. Especially ludies.

Now what the hell does this have to do with being a Registered Rep?

Aug 14, 2007 8:56 pm

Back in those days??? Still goes on…

Aug 14, 2007 9:07 pm

I work at a large firm and always take advantage of those Amerprise fishbowl lunches. Free pizza, me and my friends, hell yeah!