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Jul 2, 2007 11:44 pm

Yes I started the doorknocking this week and it has been hard, although I am off to great start.  I am not attractive, as I am 52 and not in shape.  Walking in the hot sun makes me sweat bad and after a while I stink.  I am also balding.


I had a woman today, I knocked on her door and she says come in.  After chat she removed her shoes and asked me to massage her feet.  She even asked me to sniff them.


Doorknocking is a strange but if anyone can offer advice it would be appreciate and thank you.

Jul 2, 2007 11:56 pm

  Nice!

Jul 3, 2007 12:03 am

Gold Bond foot powder is a handy accessory.  Also I would suggest some of those antiseptic hand wipes.


You could also offer some stock in Dr. Scholl's while you are at it.

Jul 3, 2007 7:27 am

Viagra!

Jul 3, 2007 9:46 am

What has this forum come to?

Jul 3, 2007 9:58 am

I think this is the best first post by anyone.

Jul 3, 2007 11:33 am
12345:

I think this is the best first post by anyone.



Well, check yourself dude.  Cause most guys interested in toes are not interested in the normal wonderful parts of a woman's body.

Jul 3, 2007 11:37 am

I could care less about toes.....

Jul 3, 2007 12:21 pm
vbrainy:
12345:

I think this is the best first post by anyone.



Well, check yourself dude.  Cause most guys interested in toes are not interested in the normal wonderful parts of a woman's body.



You are such an iddiot! Bobby Hull had it right when he said you should be called Vdamagedbrainy. Every post dumber than the last, keep up the good work.

Jul 3, 2007 12:34 pm

Well, all else being equal I'd rather meet a woman with toes than one without.

Jul 3, 2007 12:44 pm
FreedomLvr:

Well, all else being equal I'd rather meet a woman with toes than one without.


Paul McCartney could not agree more.

Jul 3, 2007 1:54 pm
12345:
vbrainy:
12345:

I think this is the best first post by anyone.



Well, check yourself dude.  Cause most guys interested in toes are not interested in the normal wonderful parts of a woman's body.



You are such an iddiot! Bobby Hull had it right when he said you should be called Vdamagedbrainy. Every post dumber than the last, keep up the good work.



As Shakespeare said, "The lady doth protest too much".


Must have got you where it hurts.



Jul 3, 2007 2:52 pm
Tormented Ulaf:

Yes I started the doorknocking this week and it has been hard, although I am off to great start.  I am not attractive, as I am 52 and not in shape.  Walking in the hot sun makes me sweat bad and after a while I stink.  I am also balding.

I had a woman today, I knocked on her door and she says come in.  After chat she removed her shoes and asked me to massage her feet.  She even asked me to sniff them.


Doorknocking is a strange but if anyone can offer advice it would be appreciate and thank you.


...I've got no real advice (other than to carry a bottle of baby oil with you)...but I really appreciated the laugh.  If you've got any more of those, feel free to post.  Thanks for stopping by...

Jul 3, 2007 2:53 pm
blarmston:

I could care less about toes.....


Now that is a real man talking.

Jul 3, 2007 3:28 pm

Thanks for kind words and advise.  Today was the productive day of the doorknocking.  My english is not good so when I speak sometimes they don't understand.  I try my native Czech and they still not understand.


When today I go out I find the postman he's walking with the mail.  I say to him, "we are in the same business, so I walk with you."  We walked together and he gives the mail and I give the brochure and we walk together and we met nice people.  There was a lady who came to the door with her curlers on the hair and I say to her how nice you look.  Today I made the 25 contacts and I report to the trainer that it was a good day and he says What are the plans for the 4th it is a good day to make the prospect because of barbque.  I take this idea and tomorrow I will go out and when I see the barbque I will go to them and have the barbque with them as is the custom.  Many more contacts this way and building my business more like this.  Have a great 4th.

Jul 3, 2007 3:33 pm

...you should consider an after-hours stand-up gig...


...enjoy the BBQ...

Jul 3, 2007 3:55 pm

TUlaf, nice borat impression in case someone didn't pick up on this.


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Borat%22


Nice!  Normally when I bid on jobs, I greet overweight housewife's with smelly feet who invite me to have a cold drink and seemed to get turned on by my sweat or handman skills, not sure which.  I then take the drink, take off my workboots and ask them to rub my smeely feet ...sometimes I am late for the next bid.  This is right after they get a good look at my ass crack, women love those carpenter pants.


Nice!

Jul 3, 2007 4:35 pm
WYSIWYG:

TUlaf, nice borat impression in case someone didn't pick up on this.


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Borat%22


Nice!  Normally when I bid on jobs, I greet overweight housewife's with smelly feet who invite me to have a cold drink and seemed to get turned on by my sweat or handman skills, not sure which.  I then take the drink, take off my workboots and ask them to rub my smeely feet ...sometimes I am late for the next bid.  This is right after they get a good look at my ass crack, women love those carpenter pants.


Nice!



Gee, you're kidding?  I think this sounds like EdJehovah in disguise.

Jul 3, 2007 4:49 pm

Whoever it is, I find it funny as H---

Jan 9, 2008 12:09 pm





Did this really happen ...or are u just a troll?