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Jul 31, 2008 11:02 pm

How can I be uh stockbroker an' git rich?
Do I need ta pass uh tess?
How hard do I gots ta werk?

Jul 31, 2008 11:22 pm

Guys, I'm not real fond of censorship, but...

Jul 31, 2008 11:37 pm
jtorgerson:

Guys, I'm not real fond of censorship, but...



Do ya gots any advice fo' me? what 'chew thinking man?

Aug 1, 2008 9:36 am

First thing a reasonable command of the English language Second the ability not to play in traffic and get hit by anything that moves 

Aug 1, 2008 10:44 am
GWB43:

How can I be uh stockbroker an' git rich? Do I need ta pass uh tess? How hard do I gots ta werk?





I wonder if this is Bobby.. Just fooling around with us.. ha ha

Aug 1, 2008 11:35 am

That thought crossed my mind also.  Keeping Frank Marino, VA Salesman and this user active is going to keep him busy.

Aug 1, 2008 11:54 am

obvious troll job.


 
Aug 1, 2008 3:54 pm

George W Bush 43 - you have been the best president this country has ever seen, but... all good things must come to an end.  I'm glad that you're inquiring about this industry.  Start shorting Oil companies - their prices will begin to come down.  Not because the oil market is correcting - but because Obama's solution of having people inflate their tires will reduce our dependancy on foreign oil.  The prices will have to come down.

 
Aug 1, 2008 6:57 pm

"Obama's solution of having people inflate their tires will reduce our dependancy on foreign oil."

 
...I heard that yesterday...and thought...surely...he's kidding.  That's right up there with the 57 states reference.
 
...with apologies to my Dem friends, you guy is, at best, naive.  Don't forget that tune-up he suggested...
Aug 1, 2008 8:34 pm
apprentice:

George W Bush 43 - you have been the best president this country has ever seen, but... all good things must come to an end.  I'm glad that you're inquiring about this industry.  Start shorting Oil companies - their prices will begin to come down.  Not because the oil market is correcting - but because Obama's solution of having people inflate their tires will reduce our dependancy on foreign oil.  The prices will have to come down.

 



What do shorting oil companies mean?
My `64 iz tuned up an' muh ma tires iz inflated otay buh-weet

Aug 2, 2008 12:10 am
GWB43:
apprentice:

George W Bush 43 - you have been the best president this country has ever seen, but... all good things must come to an end.  I'm glad that you're inquiring about this industry.  Start shorting Oil companies - their prices will begin to come down.  Not because the oil market is correcting - but because Obama's solution of having people inflate their tires will reduce our dependancy on foreign oil.  The prices will have to come down.

 



What do shorting oil companies mean?
My `64 iz tuned up an' muh ma tires iz inflated otay buh-weet



I think it means oiling up your shorts. Normally I would recommend  10-30 weight but in your case I suggest 20-50 (An excellent
oil for hot climates and towing at high speeds for long periods of time.)


Aug 2, 2008 12:11 am

a lady that knows motor oil, be still my beating heart.

Aug 2, 2008 8:02 am

How can I git uh job ta git muh ma ho uh crib an' `64?