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Apr 27, 2007 9:14 pm

As I mentioned, I am an mba student.  I am working fulltime but a headhunter caught my resume.


I am researching different career fields.


I got this email.


Comments: very odd to accept or reject.  This seems very flaky to me. (I do NOT accept).  If brokers really make this much: $350,000.00 - $600,000.00 /Year
 Seems that they would be more professional, doesn't it?


Not interested: newbies: feel free to apply.

This position is open as of 4/26/2007. Financial Consultant Retirement Advisor - Stock Broker Financial Consultant - Registered Rep - Money Management - Retirement Planning We're looking for established money motivated reps. Huge payouts! 100% Commission. We're an independent Financial Services and Investment Services firm looking for the next great member of our team. Our Financial Consultants provide Investment, Insurance and Financial Planning services tailored to meet the needs of business and individual clients. Are you ready to step away from the micro managed environment of the larger firms? Would you like the freedom to actually give objective advice? If so, Keep Reading! What's in it for you: ~ A professional work environment. We are passionate about what we do! ~ The freedom to do what's right for your client. No pressure to sell the monthly special! ~ Solid earning potential and benefits package. Strong Commission Structure. What we are looking for: ~ You must be registered with Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)(required) ~ Bachelors degree in Business, Finance, Accounting, Marketing, Communications or related field ~ 3 + years experience as a Financial Consultant, Registered Rep or Broker ~ NASD Series 7, 66 & Life Insurance License ~ Exceptional communication, presentation, and relationship-building skills ~ We're looking for proven producers with an entrepreneurial streak! So, If you are a talented and experienced Financial Consultant or Financial Advisor, with a Bachelors degree and 3 or more years experience . . . Apply Today! Salary: $350,000.00 - $600,000.00 /Year Required Skills ---------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------- Financial Consultant, Retirement Planning, Stock Broker, Estate Planning, CFP, Relationship Management If you are a good fit for the Financial Consultant Retirement Advisor - Stock Broker position, and have a background that includes (and/or): Financial Consultant, Retirement Planning, Stock Broker, Estate Planning, CFP, Relationship Management and you are interested in working the following job types: Sales, Business Development, Marketing Within the following industries: Banking - Financial Services, Accounting - Finance, Mortgage About The Rewards Work hard, perform well, and you'll be rewarded with a dizzying number of benefits including: Competitive base salary Bonuses and commissions Medical and dental coverage 401k retirement plan Paid vacations Tuition reimbursement Paid training programs Comfortable work environment Business casual dress This offer will remain open until 04.30.2007. If you decide to accept our offer, as we hope you will, please sign the enclosed copy of this letter in the space indicated below and return it to us as soon as possible. Should you have any questions regarding this letter, our offer of employment or anything else, please do not hesitate to contact us. We are excited to have you join our organization and look forward to working with you. Our email is [email protected] Sincerely Yours, CyberCoders Sales & Marketing Specialists EMPLOYEE ACKNOWLEDGMENT In response to the above offer of employment (INITIAL ONE ONLY): ______ I accept. ______ I do not accept. Dated: ___________________, 20___ ____________________________________________ [Insert employee name here] P.S. If you accept this offer We would be glad to invite you to your personal interview.
Apr 28, 2007 8:52 am

Apr 28, 2007 9:33 am
12345:



12345,


We're ignoring this fart nozzle. Please don't respond to any of it's posts.

Apr 28, 2007 9:36 am

Understood!

Apr 28, 2007 9:41 am
12345:

Understood!


By the way...congrats on your new career.

Apr 28, 2007 3:00 pm

Better listen to the new mob boss; otherwise it's


bobby bing ba da boom


for you, he'll tell you to go kill yourself or better yet, sit in your mommy's lap and light a match.


I don't need a response to keep me from posting (get more attention that way: I'm very narcistic you know.)

Apr 28, 2007 3:56 pm

parachute, sounds like a pretty corny email......equivalent to the kind of note you would pass a girl in fifth grade (check this box if you like me)



doesn't sound like you are taking it very seriously and you shouldn't

Apr 28, 2007 4:22 pm
stopwhining:

parachute, sounds like a pretty corny email......equivalent to the kind of note you would pass a girl in fifth grade (check this box if you like me)



doesn't sound like you are taking it very seriously and you shouldn't



stopwhining....

FYI parachute is an internet troll who has decided to waste our time and energy on this board in order to feed her need for attention.  She is not in the business and does not have a serious interest in this business, she is just 'trolling' for attention.  This post(her "job offer") is a complete fabrication.

You might remember her other aliases:  goforbroke, jokeriswild, and the famous but banned Suze Ormon fan SexyLady.  She, of course, denies that she is the same person, but the writing style and the banal topic selections are completely obvious.

Many of us have jousted verbally with her only to realize that we are wasting our time.  That is in fact her purpose for being here, to get attention by wasting our time.

You are welcome to continue to respond to her posts, but many of us have decided to stop 'feeding the troll'.  You know the whole story now, so do what you wish with that knowledge.  It is entirely your choice.  Unlike what parachute/goforbroke may try to claim, I am not trying to bully you or anyone else....I just want to make sure you(and others who read this) understand what is going on.

Apr 28, 2007 4:35 pm

Better listen to the new mob boss; otherwise it's


bobby bing ba da boom


for you, he'll tell you to go kill yourself or better yet, sit in your mommy's lap and light a match.


I don't need a response to keep me from posting (get more attention that way: I'm very narcistic you know.)


You, jodabrkr are no sweetie, you are exactly what whomit said about you.


This is an actual email I received yesterday; believe it or not; not my problem.  Move on and quit obsessing over me.  Ignore me, you bore, you bully, you're such a chore, let me show you the door, stop this silly cyber bullying war, what's the lore...you get your jollies being mean/cruel, you bully bore, you rude boob.


Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:32:50 +1000
> From:  <[email protected]>
> To: 
> Subject: Monster.com Job Offer
>
> This position is open as of 4/26/2007.


So let's see: if some poster is actually decent and civil: then you and Bobby Bing ba bang are going to discourage them... go ahead punks and make my day.  I don't need anyone to respond as I mentioned.


It's all about me, me, me, you see. 

Apr 28, 2007 4:38 pm

hmmm, someone is getting a reputation.  Already bullied off Sillohette by mentioning his real name.  Now that's not very nice.


now behave, or I'll tell your mommy to give you a spanking.

Apr 28, 2007 4:56 pm
parachute:

hmmm, someone is getting a reputation.  Already bullied off Sillohette by mentioning his real name.  Now that's not very nice.


now behave, or I'll tell your mommy to give you a spanking.



The opinions of an idiot troll(you) and an intelligent but mildly eccentric poster(whomit) combined is hardly enough to make a "reputation", despite your delusions of grandeur.  Especially when the two of you could be one in the same.  (I rather doubt it though...I don't think even whomit would be capable of faking stupidity well enough to pull off being you, goforbroke/parachute.)

I mentioned A FIRST NAME to siloette when he started getting really huffy in one of his posts.  I didn't expect him to stop posting, just wanted him to check his holier than thou attitude at the door.  If that's enough to stop him from posting it's not my problem, it's his.

Apr 28, 2007 5:10 pm

I have to agree with bondguy that whomit overuses elaboration and is much smarter than me. 


Stop this bullying cyber war, I am a poster, advocate of free speech, hear me roar, stop being a bully bore.


ok, that's it for me (fortoday, got other, better things to do); have the last word, you jodabrkrturd.  Can't be nice, it's just not in the dice.  how sad, must you always be so very bad. 

Apr 28, 2007 7:30 pm
joedabrkr:
parachute:

hmmm, someone is getting a reputation.  Already bullied off Sillohette by mentioning his real name.  Now that's not very nice.


now behave, or I'll tell your mommy to give you a spanking.




The opinions of an idiot troll(you) and an intelligent but mildly eccentric poster(whomit) combined is hardly enough to make a "reputation", despite your delusions of grandeur.  Especially when the two of you could be one in the same.  (I rather doubt it though...I don't think even whomit would be capable of faking stupidity well enough to pull off being you, goforbroke/parachute.)

I mentioned A FIRST NAME to siloette when he started getting really huffy in one of his posts.  I didn't expect him to stop posting, just wanted him to check his holier than thou attitude at the door.  If that's enough to stop him from posting it's not my problem, it's his.


You held out much longer than I expected.

Apr 28, 2007 7:42 pm

r u talking to me cyber bully?


I haven't left. I'll leave when I'm ready.


follow your own advice, stay away and don't feed the troll.


thanks for your cooperation, cyber bully, the meanest, the badest, the most evil broker of them all.


Apr 28, 2007 9:47 pm
Bobby Hull:

You held out much longer than I expected.



Thanks.  That would be my intent, but it's difficult to hold one's tongue in the face of complete lies and distortions.

Apr 28, 2007 10:22 pm

and let's not forget fabrications.  Why are you saving Goforbroke's pm's: plan to post them?  She said for me to tell you to kindly delete her pm's and ban her from sending you pms: that should give you pleasure to be able to "ban" her.  I don't plan on sending you a pm unless I want to send you a message with a personal touch and "tell you to go to hell" but feel free to ban me, too.  She was really dissappointed that you turned so bipolar.


here's a suggestion for improvement: allow people to delete their own pm's.


Top Prize: Cyber Bully: Bobby Hall, the meanest, badest, most evil broker of them all!


Second Prize Cyber Bully:  Joedabrkr


(The way these two back each other up makes you think they must be butt buddies..well, at least the sheep might be safe!)


Cyber Bully Wannabes:  Starka, Babbles, IndyIQofone...maybe Philo (repetitive, but he isn't too bad).


The only one who has ever called BH on his bad bully behavior is Pratoman: I'll give him a point for this.  Sillohette did his best to tolerate him.


People who enjoy tormenting, bullying others are very evil and need help.  They enjoy this type of behavior as their primary entertainment.   How about following the advice: ignore the troll.  And I'll ignore the Cyber Bullies.


Whomitmayconcer wrote:


Apr 28, 2007 11:11 pm

It doesnt get any sicker than this, does it!


WHAT A TORTURED FREAKIN SOUL.

Apr 28, 2007 11:13 pm

OH, I FORGOT THE POINT I WAS WANTING TO MAKE. CANT THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THIS SITE MAKE THIS CRAP STOP?


BAN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 28, 2007 11:44 pm

I'm leaving now! 


You people are all too weird for me.  I'm totally freaked out.


I'm not tortured but it seems 'some' of you are.


Let this be a lesson to you:  Stop being a cyber bully.


Shalom