As I was driving home yesterday, I noticed the Little Ceasar guy dancing on the corner. I wonder if Jones would let me hire an intern to stand on the corner and play a guitar shaped CD/Bond Rate card, while moonwalking with an Edward Jones hat on.
That little guy doubles as a branch manager at jones during the day
If by "branch" you mean my little office with me and my BOA, then you are correct.
You have a gay fixation, don't you? A psychologist might find that very telling.
It's a joke boys. Thats why it's labeled "Just For Fun".
The CD rate information would only be appropriate if it were posted on a black background in green DOS font without any pictures or rational functionality.